Spider's definitions

The Nutty Professor

When one commits the act of jerking off his genitalia in a jar of crunchy peanutbutter and gets a nut stuck up in his ureathra.

I was rubin one out in the peanutbutter but then I had to call it quits cause the Nutty Professor walked in.

by Spider November 16, 2004

sucks to be you

to hate bein some one, to hate being you
to emply that hu eva u r sayin it 2 dont got a good life.

"damn it sucks being you, i like being me."

by spider June 17, 2004

the fed

the police

"shit the feds r cumin run!"

by spider June 17, 2004

ni

Acronym for no idea. Someone asks you something and you don't know you type "ni".

<someone>Anyone know how to...
<Spider>ni

by Spider May 13, 2005

FuQ

Hmmm, I know a Graffiti Krew named FuQ...that must be it, the greatest graffiti crew on THPS.

You need an example? .....go get Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3, 4, or THUG.

by Spider July 7, 2004

vibe

a person's name, a really fit lad from oldham.

"hiya 'vibe' what r udoin 2 day?"

by spider June 16, 2004

bumpy

To feel extreme embarassment, rejection, etc. (See also bump)

(a.) "I bet you felt pretty bumpy after Amy slapped you". (b.) "When Joey slipped and fell, that was the bumpiest thing I've ever seen!"

by Spider July 24, 2004