Spider's definitions

vibe

feel d vibe!!!! vibe is the name of a fit person in oldham.

"hi kammy, hi VIBE, hi hu eva else is here"

by spider June 16, 2004

horn

when ya feel frisky and 'up for it'

'oooh jonny depp gives me the horn'

by spider September 20, 2003

sucks to be you

to hate bein some one, to hate being you
to emply that hu eva u r sayin it 2 dont got a good life.

"damn it sucks being you, i like being me."

by spider June 17, 2004

The Nutty Professor

When one commits the act of jerking off his genitalia in a jar of crunchy peanutbutter and gets a nut stuck up in his ureathra.

I was rubin one out in the peanutbutter but then I had to call it quits cause the Nutty Professor walked in.

by Spider November 16, 2004

the fed

the police

"shit the feds r cumin run!"

by spider June 17, 2004

ni

Acronym for no idea. Someone asks you something and you don't know you type "ni".

<someone>Anyone know how to...
<Spider>ni

by Spider May 13, 2005

pricey

when somethin seems expensive 2 u, when u wanna b a jew an not pay 4 summat way out of ur cost

"dont that seem a bit pricey"

by spider June 17, 2004