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Definitions by Spicyspectrum

Alphabet Group 

Term used by bigots to refer to ye LBGT community.
Bigot: “Grrr, them alphabet group people are teaching our children to be gay!”

Any half-decent person: “Woah, stay away from this person.”
Alphabet Group by Spicyspectrum November 7, 2021

Critical Race Theory 

Conservative: Now I have noet the closest idea as to what critical race theory is, but I sure as hell HATE ITZ GUTTZZZ!!!!!

General Mark Milley 

The act of shutting down a popular right wing talking point or narrative.
Named after General Mark Milley, who spoke out in favor of critical race theory amidst the conservative backlash over it.

Darryl Perry

A man who simply enjoys making toast.
“What’s next, requiring a license to make toast in your own damn toaster?”

-Darryl Perry at 2016 Libertarian Convention
Darryl Perry by Spicyspectrum July 12, 2021
A disease caused by an excessive consumption of right wing media, such as Fox News.

Symptoms may include:

- Living in a constant state of fear.

- Always being outraged at something.

-Displaying bigoted feelings or actions toward minorities & LGBT people.

- A decrease in IQ, critical thinking, and cognitive ability.

- A sexual attraction toward guns, American flags, and large pickup trucks.

- Calling people or things that you don’t like “Marxist,” “socialist,” or “communist.”

-Faster aging.

-Hypernationalism.

- Psychosis.

- (in severe cases) Carrying out acts of physical violence.

There are several treatment options for Foxitis:

- Going cold turkey (disconnecting yourself from right wing media completely).

- Watching foreign media outlets for a broader perspective of the world.

- Find ways to challenge your beliefs.

Ways to Prevent Foxitis:

- Get an education.
- Take media literacy classes.
- Keep an open mind.
- Get out of your bubble and interact with more people.
- Register to vote as a Democrat :)
Foxitis can have very negative effects on the sufferer as well as their family. If you or a loved one is struggling with Foxitis, don’t wait any longer. Call 1-800 UnFox My Cable Box.
Foxitis by Spicyspectrum July 6, 2021

Tiananmen Square Massacre

Tiananmen Square Massacre, this text has been deleted

Trump Rally 

IQ points are not present in a Trump rally.
Trump Rally by Spicyspectrum May 20, 2021