Definitions by Spencer Ace

Connecticut Rugby 

A slang term for gay (specifically man-on-man) sex

Laura: What were you two doing up there? It sounded like you were playing Connecticut Rugby
Harry: Ew! Mom!

Connecticut Rugby by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Kentucky Bacon 

A hot, red butt created from being spanked multiple times with a frying pan

I made her ass into some Kentucky bacon!

Kentucky Bacon by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Louisiana Ball-Gag

The act of suffocating a person who is snoring by putting your testicle in their mouth

Steven gave me a Louisiana ball-gag, but I was snoring really loud so I guess it's fair enough

Louisiana Ball-Gag by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Washington Cherry Tree 

When two people are having violent sexual intercourse in a tree house and they make the entire tree fall down

I'm guessing my insurance doesn't cover Washington Cherry Trees, huh... Oh well.

Washington Cherry Tree by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

California Cauliflower

Bushy pubic hair with dried semen on it

I didn't shower after we had sex, so now my pubes look like California cauliflower

California Cauliflower by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Mississippi Child Fuck 

When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child

Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what

Mississippi Child Fuck by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Florida Fire Ant

A sunburned micropenis

Chad went to the nude beach yesterday and now he has a Florida fire ant

Florida Fire Ant by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019