Definitions by Spencer Ace

Colorado Ball-Buster 

When a man is about to cum in a woman, but at the last second she starts yelling at him like Jar-Jar Binks

I cannot wait to get home and jerk off. Lola gave me a Colorado ball-buster last night!

Colorado Ball-Buster by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Maine Manicure 

A slang term for crucifixion

Sally: The Romans gave Jesus a Maine Manicure
Suzy: Stop calling it that!

Maine Manicure by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Connecticut Rugby 

A slang term for gay (specifically man-on-man) sex

Laura: What were you two doing up there? It sounded like you were playing Connecticut Rugby
Harry: Ew! Mom!

Connecticut Rugby by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Kentucky Bacon 

A hot, red butt created from being spanked multiple times with a frying pan

I made her ass into some Kentucky bacon!

Kentucky Bacon by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

California Cauliflower

Bushy pubic hair with dried semen on it

I didn't shower after we had sex, so now my pubes look like California cauliflower

California Cauliflower by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Mississippi Child Fuck 

When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child

Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what

Mississippi Child Fuck by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Florida Fire Ant

A sunburned micropenis

Chad went to the nude beach yesterday and now he has a Florida fire ant

Florida Fire Ant by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019