Spencer Ace's definitions

Pot of gold

What you might get if you shit in a toilet bowl after eating corn

Gross! Someone left a pot of gold in the men's room

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Cosby Carnival

A game where many people drug themselves and have an orgy. Every hour, more drugs are taken. The person who stays awake the longest wins

I was at the craziest Cosby Carnival last night. This chick managed to stay awake for 4 hours!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Sex dumpster

The name given to a bed that is a) used exclusively for sex, and b) is never cleaned or washed

Matthew: Where are you two gonna do it tonight?

Mark: The sex dumpster; where else?

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Shitgoblin

The name you call any adults who have shit themselves in the past year.

I got way too drunk last night; now I have to live a year of my life being called a shitgoblin

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Middle-Eastern Shit Festival

1. A poorly organized event
2. Anything that does not go according to plan for the worse

The food was cold and the DJ showed up an hour late; prom was a middle-eastern shit festival

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Seattle Side-Bender

When you have sex with your Starbucks barista

Damn that barista is hot. I'd love to give her a Seattle Side-Bender

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Appalachian Firefly

A bug killed by holding a match next to it and farting or burping (works best after consuming alcohol)

There was a huge mosquito last night so I turned it into an Appalachian firefly

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019