Mississippi Child Fuck

When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child

Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Pot of gold

What you might get if you shit in a toilet bowl after eating corn

Gross! Someone left a pot of gold in the men's room

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Connecticut Rugby

A slang term for gay (specifically man-on-man) sex

Laura: What were you two doing up there? It sounded like you were playing Connecticut Rugby
Harry: Ew! Mom!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

digital blackface

when white people use black emojis unironically

Did Jenna just send you a black crying emoji?

Yeah?

Dude, that's digital blackface

by Spencer Ace September 26, 2018

Masterbolt

1. Misspelling of "Masturbolt"
2. The giant lightning bolt in Percy Jackson

"Hey, I'm Stelio and I like to masterbolt. Also, I can't spell good."

by Spencer Ace February 17, 2018

Maine Manicure

A slang term for crucifixion

Sally: The Romans gave Jesus a Maine Manicure
Suzy: Stop calling it that!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Carolina Cottonpicker

A form of slave reparations in which a black man eats out a white girl, then suddenly bites her pubes and pulls them out with his teeth. If she becomes upset, he reminds her about slavery

Jamal gave me a Carolina Cottonpicker yesterday and at first I was really mad but then he reminded me about slavery

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019