Spencer Ace's definitions

The Five D's

1. Deformed
2. Deranged
3. Dysfunctional
4. Defective
5. Demented

Someone who is ratchet is probably all of The Five D's

by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014

digital blackface

when white people use black emojis unironically

Did Jenna just send you a black crying emoji?

Yeah?

Dude, that's digital blackface

by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018

Masturbolt

The act in which a Greek (male) masturbates in the glorious name of Zeus. This usually involves very violent masturbation during a thunderstorm, and results in jizzing electric sparks. Electric tasers can sometimes be used for vibrational purposes.

"Hey Stelio, are you masturbolting? Why?"
"Because I'm Greek."
"Kill yourself."

by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014

moonyear

(unit of time)

One day

The moon goes around the Earth in one day; therefore a moonyear is one day.

by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018

Oregon Exorcism

When you fuck a pregnant woman so hard she goes into labor

She wasn't due until January, but Steve gave her an Oregon exorcism

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Virginia Flak-Jacket

The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face

I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Tennessee Twister

Using an electric, rotating egg beater as a dildo

Gia tried to give herself a Tennessee Twister the other day, and now she's in the hospital

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019