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The Five D's

1. Deformed
2. Deranged
3. Dysfunctional
4. Defective
5. Demented
Someone who is ratchet is probably all of The Five D's
by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014
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digital blackface

Did Jenna just send you a black crying emoji?

Yeah?

Dude, that's digital blackface
by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018
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Masturbolt

The act in which a Greek (male) masturbates in the glorious name of Zeus. This usually involves very violent masturbation during a thunderstorm, and results in jizzing electric sparks. Electric tasers can sometimes be used for vibrational purposes.
"Hey Stelio, are you masturbolting? Why?"
"Because I'm Greek."
"Kill yourself."
by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014
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moonyear

The moon goes around the Earth in one day; therefore a moonyear is one day.
by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018
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Oregon Exorcism

When you fuck a pregnant woman so hard she goes into labor
She wasn't due until January, but Steve gave her an Oregon exorcism
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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Virginia Flak-Jacket

The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face
I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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Tennessee Twister

Using an electric, rotating egg beater as a dildo
Gia tried to give herself a Tennessee Twister the other day, and now she's in the hospital
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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