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Masturbolt

The act in which a Greek (male) masturbates in the glorious name of Zeus. This usually involves very violent masturbation during a thunderstorm, and results in jizzing electric sparks. Electric tasers can sometimes be used for vibrational purposes.
"Hey Stelio, are you masturbolting? Why?"
"Because I'm Greek."
"Kill yourself."
by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014
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Ratchdar

A revolutionary device that can search and/ or find anyone ratchet in a two- three mile perimeter. Some people choose to use this device as a deranged sex toy, while others use it for voodoo spells.
I turned on my Ratchdar and was frightened to find out there was someone ratchet in the same room as me!
by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014
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The Five D's

1. Deformed
2. Deranged
3. Dysfunctional
4. Defective
5. Demented
Someone who is ratchet is probably all of The Five D's
by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014
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Girab

(Jee Rab)
1. Any female who has an unnaturally large amount of abs to the extent in which it is a turn- off for guys
2. A derogatory name for a girl who has man-like features (Ex. Mustache, muscles, abs)
Dude, look at that girl's abs! What a Girab
by Spencer Ace January 4, 2015
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moonyear

The moon goes around the Earth in one day; therefore a moonyear is one day.
by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018
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thigh five

The slapping sound that is made during sex when the two participants' thighs slam into each other
Dude you and Jenna were having so much sex last night.

No we weren't!

Yes you were! I heard at least ten thigh fives come from your room!
by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018
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digital blackface

Did Jenna just send you a black crying emoji?

Yeah?

Dude, that's digital blackface
by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018
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