Spencer Ace's definitions

Masturbolt

The act in which a Greek (male) masturbates in the glorious name of Zeus. This usually involves very violent masturbation during a thunderstorm, and results in jizzing electric sparks. Electric tasers can sometimes be used for vibrational purposes.

"Hey Stelio, are you masturbolting? Why?"
"Because I'm Greek."
"Kill yourself."

by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014

Ratchdar

A revolutionary device that can search and/ or find anyone ratchet in a two- three mile perimeter. Some people choose to use this device as a deranged sex toy, while others use it for voodoo spells.

I turned on my Ratchdar and was frightened to find out there was someone ratchet in the same room as me!

by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014

The Five D's

1. Deformed
2. Deranged
3. Dysfunctional
4. Defective
5. Demented

Someone who is ratchet is probably all of The Five D's

by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014

Girab

(Jee Rab)
1. Any female who has an unnaturally large amount of abs to the extent in which it is a turn- off for guys
2. A derogatory name for a girl who has man-like features (Ex. Mustache, muscles, abs)

Dude, look at that girl's abs! What a Girab

by Spencer Ace January 4, 2015

Pot of gold

What you might get if you shit in a toilet bowl after eating corn

Gross! Someone left a pot of gold in the men's room

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Cosby Carnival

A game where many people drug themselves and have an orgy. Every hour, more drugs are taken. The person who stays awake the longest wins

I was at the craziest Cosby Carnival last night. This chick managed to stay awake for 4 hours!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Sex dumpster

The name given to a bed that is a) used exclusively for sex, and b) is never cleaned or washed

Matthew: Where are you two gonna do it tonight?

Mark: The sex dumpster; where else?

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019