cockbaker

Someone who bakes the cock.
Such as a regular baker bakes bread.

Can I please have a loaf of cock? and knob roll. I'll also take those hamburger buns with that cock in the middle.

by Spencer December 21, 2004

cheesy

1. smell given off by unwashed bobbys helmet.
2. lardy arsed police officer with por socila skills.

See also "Ginger get" as in "Cheesy, you Ginger get!!"

by Spencer October 02, 2003

Ladeda

2 have fun or to be funny.

"That guy was La de da

by Spencer February 24, 2005

fuck monologue

1.erotic tale.
2.Talking about fucking.

The Canterbury Tales featured many a fuck monologue.

I know he banged that girl with a j-lo going on. He went on a twenty minute fuck monologue!

by Spencer February 04, 2003

Schmink

That certain thing about a girl. Usually a girl with schmink is brunette, and not often recognised as attractive. Office girls tend to have more schmink than their counterparts. 'Secretary style glasses' tend to add to it, although there is no exact formula for the realisation of schmink.

This girl has a lot of schmink.
She is so fuckin' schminky dude!

by spencer February 01, 2003

Majumbos

slang for a woman's breasts.

"My god, look at her majumbos, they're huge."

by Spencer February 03, 2004

knobsky

Knob... but more so. A double knob perhaps? Someone who is beyond your regular knob.

Wow... that seedy guy wearing another man's g-string is a seedy knobsky.

by Spencer December 21, 2004