Spencer's definitions

Schminky

A girl with schmink is schminky.

She's definitely schminky.

by spencer February 1, 2003

Homsar

A character from homestarrunner.com . He is a total nonsense character that says total gibberish.

Quotes:
"I'm the o-RIG-onal ladies' man!"
"I was raised by a cup of coffee."
"It's the pride of the peaches."

by Spencer April 11, 2003

blow by

Similar to drive-bys. However in this case the act is to satisfy an acquaintance by driving by in a 20-inch rimmed car, dropping a 'ho' out and allowing him to suck the acquaintance's cock.

That snoop dogg fellow is capital. I must send my bitches on a blow by

by Spencer February 3, 2003

bitchfucker

A person who has or is having sexual intercourse with a bitch. A bitch being a female dog, or incredibly grumpy woman.

Mum: Would you like to go to the beach today?
Bitchfucker: Will there be bitches there?
Mum: But of course.
Bitchfucker: Let's get moving.

by Spencer December 19, 2004

pimp

It means you have three dates to homecoming.

"I have three dates to homecoming. I'm a pimp."

by Spencer September 28, 2004

knobsky

Knob... but more so. A double knob perhaps? Someone who is beyond your regular knob.

Wow... that seedy guy wearing another man's g-string is a seedy knobsky.

by Spencer December 21, 2004

fuck monologue

1.erotic tale.
2.Talking about fucking.

The Canterbury Tales featured many a fuck monologue.

I know he banged that girl with a j-lo going on. He went on a twenty minute fuck monologue!

by Spencer February 3, 2003