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sporped

To have sex with a girl for no apparent reason, just basically because you can.
Last night I sporped this chick in the choo choo and she was totally down with it.
by Speed Racer May 1, 2008
mugGet the sporpedmug.

Ploppy

Another word for going to the bathroom, but this happens outdoors and impacts the ground. It can be challenging to not get any on your shoes.
This weekend I went camping, and went ploppy out in the woods one morning. I definitely gave the next hiker something to step in.
by Speed Racer June 30, 2008
mugGet the Ploppymug.

AOL

Now AOL is trying to control the music download business with a new service called "MusicNet@AOL". It's bad enough that AOL censors content and keeps track of what you see, now AOL wants to keep track of what you hear.

Any song downloaded from the AOL MusicNet service contains DRM (Digital Rights Management) software code embedded in it. DRM is used so AOL and the RIAA can identify which AOL member is downloading which songs. If you don't believe AOL and the RIAA keep track of what you are doing online, you are a n00b. You obviously haven't read your AOL user agreement.

AOL sucks. Boycott AOL!
by Speed Racer October 12, 2004
mugGet the AOLmug.

ATM space

The amount of space, in feet, you expect the next person in line behind you at the bank ATM to stand. Most people get nervous with less than six feet.
In Los Angeles you have no ATM space.
by Speed Racer June 25, 2004
mugGet the ATM spacemug.

bun buns

It's where most people keep their parm, so it won't get stale and dried out.
I went to the loaf store to buy some parm, because I noticed my Bun Buns was empty. At my house, you can never have enough Parm in your Bun Buns.
by Speed Racer July 8, 2004
mugGet the bun bunsmug.

ff

"What you been doin? You look all ff."
by Speed Racer June 5, 2004
mugGet the ffmug.

Bush Bulge

During the first presidential debate on September 30, 2004 a mysterious bulge was spotted under George Bush's jacket.

Many experts have speculated that Bush was wearing a "Personal Cueing Device", or what newscasters and movie makers call an IFB. A company called Comtek makes an IFB system which matches the size of Bush's mysterious bulge.

A wireless IFB (like the Comtek) consists of a hidden radio receiver worn on your person which then relays audio to a small earpiece which fits entirely in the ear (like a tiny hearing aid). Prepared lines or "cues" which are to be spoken are then transmitted to the device wearer.

There have been other times that Bush has been spotted with this and other mysterious bulges, such as when he has had important speaking engagements, or meetings with important world leaders.

For a complete explanation of how this system works, do a Google search on these words: Comtek IFB
"Breaker 19, Breaker 19, I got a smokey on my tail....Oh wait, excuse me, what I meant to say is that I'm not concerned about Osama Bin Laden."
by Speed Racer October 24, 2004
mugGet the Bush Bulgemug.

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