MP5

A sub-machine gun manufactured by HK, a German firearms manufacturer. This weapon is feared by terrorists world-wide, and for good reasons. The MP5SD has an integrated silencer, capable of quietly dispatching enemies, quickly and efficiently. It uses 9mm Parabellum ammunition, and holds a 30 round standard magazine. It is used by counter-terrorists and special forces world wide, as it is an extrememly effective weapon.

The precursr to the MP10 and MP7 SMGs.

Various variations of the MP5:
MP5K
MP5SD

by Spatter Artist February 19, 2006

>.<

1: Used to express stress
2: Used to express embarassment
3: Used just to be cute
4: Bears a strong resemblance to Cartman

My girlfriend makes a >.< whenever she wants to be cute.

by Spatter Artist November 06, 2006

Rap Battle

Since those suffering from Mental Retardation are incapable of fighting, they solve their differences by talking really fast in an attempt to give the opponent a seizure.

Standard rap battle:
1: fizzle shizzle nigga nizzle fo shizzle mizzle kizzle gizzle bitch
2: *falls to ground shaking uncontrollably*

by Spatter Artist February 20, 2006

yo yo yo

A string of noises emitted by retards when attempting to say "Hello".

A Homie: Yo yo yo, whaddup ma nigga.
Me: Shut the fuck up before I shoot you in the head (again).

by Spatter Artist February 20, 2006

Stop Sucking

A command, directed to those who suck, to cease their distateful actions.

Any Gangsta Rapper: bitches niggas and hoes, bitches niggas and hoes, i pop da popo cause im a pimp, fuk da po-lice
Me: Stop sucking.
Any Gangsta rapper: fuck you nigga, ima get ma cousing afta you, he gona poppa cap in yo'...
Me: shoots rapper in head with Five-seveN.

by Spatter Artist February 20, 2006

Metrosexual

One who is straight, but appears to be gay in every way.

Link, from the popular Zelda series, is a metrosexual....just kidding, he's a homo.

by Spatter Artist February 20, 2006

Pepsi

A rip-off of Coca-Cola, only tastes sweeter. Supposed to make people feel younger. Endorced by rappers, shows semi with hydraulics in commercials. Tastes like shit.

Me: I'll have a Coke please.
Waitress/Waiter: Ok.
<Hands me a Pepsi>
<Waitress'/Waiter's body never found>

by Spatter Artist February 22, 2006