Spatter Artist's definitions

Metrosexual

One who is straight, but appears to be gay in every way.

Link, from the popular Zelda series, is a metrosexual....just kidding, he's a homo.

by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006

Shotty

What illiterate rap fans call a Shotgun.

Also used by almost everyone in multiplayer FPSs.

1: yo dawg, ima blow you away wit ma shotty
2: It's a shotgun you retard *Put's 12 gauge shell in 1's face*

by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006

Stop Sucking

A command, directed to those who suck, to cease their distateful actions.

Any Gangsta Rapper: bitches niggas and hoes, bitches niggas and hoes, i pop da popo cause im a pimp, fuk da po-lice
Me: Stop sucking.
Any Gangsta rapper: fuck you nigga, ima get ma cousing afta you, he gona poppa cap in yo'...
Me: shoots rapper in head with Five-seveN.

by Spatter Artist July 16, 2008

MP5

A sub-machine gun manufactured by HK, a German firearms manufacturer. This weapon is feared by terrorists world-wide, and for good reasons. The MP5SD has an integrated silencer, capable of quietly dispatching enemies, quickly and efficiently. It uses 9mm Parabellum ammunition, and holds a 30 round standard magazine. It is used by counter-terrorists and special forces world wide, as it is an extrememly effective weapon.

The precursr to the MP10 and MP7 SMGs.

Various variations of the MP5:
MP5K
MP5SD

by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006

yo yo yo

A string of noises emitted by retards when attempting to say "Hello".

A Homie: Yo yo yo, whaddup ma nigga.
Me: Shut the fuck up before I shoot you in the head (again).

by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006

Homeo

"Homo" with an "e". Cross between homie and homo, once again proving that rappers and their fans are gay.

Some homeos: 50 Cent, Tupac, Snoop Dog

by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006

>.<

1: Used to express stress
2: Used to express embarassment
3: Used just to be cute
4: Bears a strong resemblance to Cartman

My girlfriend makes a >.< whenever she wants to be cute.

by Spatter Artist November 6, 2006