Metrosexual

One who is straight, but appears to be gay in every way.

Link, from the popular Zelda series, is a metrosexual....just kidding, he's a homo.

by Spatter Artist April 09, 2006

Pepsi

A rip-off of Coca-Cola, only tastes sweeter. Supposed to make people feel younger. Endorced by rappers, shows semi with hydraulics in commercials. Tastes like shit.

Me: I'll have a Coke please.
Waitress/Waiter: Ok.
<Hands me a Pepsi>
<Waitress'/Waiter's body never found>

by Spatter Artist April 09, 2006

>.<

1: Used to express stress
2: Used to express embarassment
3: Used just to be cute
4: Bears a strong resemblance to Cartman

My girlfriend makes a >.< whenever she wants to be cute.

by Spatter Artist November 06, 2006

Stop Sucking

A command, directed to those who suck, to cease their distateful actions.

Any Gangsta Rapper: bitches niggas and hoes, bitches niggas and hoes, i pop da popo cause im a pimp, fuk da po-lice
Me: Stop sucking.
Any Gangsta rapper: fuck you nigga, ima get ma cousing afta you, he gona poppa cap in yo'...
Me: shoots rapper in head with Five-seveN.

by Spatter Artist July 16, 2008

Shotty

What illiterate rap fans call a Shotgun.

Also used by almost everyone in multiplayer FPSs.

1: yo dawg, ima blow you away wit ma shotty
2: It's a shotgun you retard *Put's 12 gauge shell in 1's face*

by Spatter Artist April 09, 2006

Packing

1: Concealing a firearm
2: Concealing a Pakistani refugee

"Paking heat"
Packing a Paki

by Spatter Artist April 09, 2006

MP5

A sub-machine gun manufactured by HK, a German firearms manufacturer. This weapon is feared by terrorists world-wide, and for good reasons. The MP5SD has an integrated silencer, capable of quietly dispatching enemies, quickly and efficiently. It uses 9mm Parabellum ammunition, and holds a 30 round standard magazine. It is used by counter-terrorists and special forces world wide, as it is an extrememly effective weapon.

The precursr to the MP10 and MP7 SMGs.

Various variations of the MP5:
MP5K
MP5SD

by Spatter Artist April 09, 2006