Definitions by Sparktorious D.O.G.
Kremlinspeak
Propaganda, false, deceptive or manipulative information presented by Russian politicians. Terminology or language meant to change the meaning of information in a manipulative manner - aimed at the general Russian population or people outside Russia.
Vladimir Putin's decision to annex the four Ukrainian territories ("incorporate" in Kremlinspeak) is the Russian president's latest offensive in his battle with Ukraine and the West.
Kremlinspeak by Sparktorious D.O.G. September 30, 2022
Borat Alliance
Union or association of countries predominately from the former USSR established to counter NATO. Member countries include Russia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Belarus, Azerbaijan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, and Tajikistan with Russia playing the leading role similar to the United States’ role in NATO. This alliance is Russia’s version of NATO.
In response to Western sanctions, Russian president Vladimir Putin convened a meeting with his Borat Alliance to discuss a unified response.
Borat Alliance by Sparktorious D.O.G. September 30, 2022
A Castor and Schoen
A not-ready-for-prime-time legal duo who damages the client more than they help. Also known to read poems to the jurists of a trial.
Why the hell did I hire a Castor and Schoen!? They make Giuliani look like a legal eagle. Should have went with the public def. Ughf!
A Castor and Schoen by Sparktorious D.O.G. February 9, 2021
McFartenany
McFartenany by Sparktorious D.O.G. January 16, 2021
Frank Rizzo
Jerky boys character with tough guy attitude and New Yorker accent.
Well know “tough guy” mayor of Philadelphia.
Well know “tough guy” mayor of Philadelphia.
Listen up, Jerky. This is Frank Rizzo. Don’t make me come down there and break your legs you crazy bastard.
Frank Rizzo by Sparktorious D.O.G. December 11, 2020
Pounds baby, pounds
To reinforce or establish in conversation the correct measurement is in pounds, not pieces or any other measurement system.
Lemme tell you somethin’ pal.
I’m benching at least 350. No problem.
You’re benching 350 pieces?
You better believe it,
but no… 300 pieces?
What the fuck are you
talkin.? pounds baby, pounds!
I’m benching at least 350. No problem.
You’re benching 350 pieces?
You better believe it,
but no… 300 pieces?
What the fuck are you
talkin.? pounds baby, pounds!
Pounds baby, pounds by Sparktorious D.O.G. December 10, 2020
Oaf and stuff
A term used predominantly during the mid-nineties which refers to the act of stuffing fallen autumn leaves down another person’s shirt or clothing as a means to tease, prank or humiliate that person.
During his walk home on a crisp autumn afternoon, Johnny was oaf and stuffed under the old maple trees by two neighborhood kids.
Oaf and stuff by Sparktorious D.O.G. November 22, 2020