Freddybear

Feddybear was a player who was best known for begging for bonds and subscriptions. Feddybear was originally from Mexico, and due to his unfortunate living circumstances in the slums, he was often seen pleading for virtual items. Many players in the Runescape community found Feddybear to be quite bothersome due to his constant begging for in-game items. He was known for starting arguments with other players and crying to moderators when someone said something offensive to him, despite his use of foul language and insults towards others.

The final straw came when the leader of the Runescape community "Sparc Mac" finally decided that he had enough of Feddybear's nonsense. Feddybear was deranked for constantly breaking the rules, and for being a cry baby who made false claims of offences to the mods while he did the same.

Feddybear's downfall can be traced back to his non-English speaking background. He often had trouble articulating himself properly, leading to misunderstandings and making him an easy target for ridicule. Despite having this weakness, Feddybear never tried to improve his English and continued to beg for items to ease his troubles in the game and in real life.
Instead of working hard to gain items, I'm going to beg for them = Freddybear
by Sparc Mac Community June 19, 2023
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BigBenjamin

BigBenjamin, or LittleBenjamin as he was known to his ex-boyfriend is a devoted player on Runescape. Beyond his love for the game, he has many struggles, one of which is his weight that can be seen in his Discord picture. In the past, he had a boyfriend who left him because of his impenitence and skinny arms. This event left him feeling alone and desperate for validation.

BigBenjamin is a regular donor and subscriber to a popular streamer who only pays attention to him when he gives him money. This makes him feel important and valued, but it is a false sense of validation that only feeds into his dependency on others' recognition. He has no friends in person, so his online community is where he goes to seek companionship. However, the attention he gets from people online is not enough to fill the void in his life. It only exacerbates his mental health issues, leading him to see a psychiatrist to help him address his depression.

The root of his depression stems from his experiences of bullying in school. This trauma has had a lasting impact on his life, and he has struggled to overcome the emotional scars associated with it. Despite his struggles, BigBenjamin remains a dedicated player on Runescape. Through the game, he has found a community of people who accept him for who he is, and this gives him a sense of belonging. However, he needs to address his mental health issues and work towards building meaningful relationships in real life to find true happiness and fulfilment.
I'm going to let my frustration out online = BigBenjamin
by Sparc Mac Community June 19, 2023
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Ellen Yeager

Ellen, who has was previously known under names such as Hc Isles, Ellen Ripley etc. Ellen has faced multiple bans from tribe leader Sparc Mac for inappropriate comments, rooted in his unfortunate Muslim background - something of which he has later apologised for. After his Iranian grandparents passed in the Israel conflict, he began insulting Jewish people online. Living with his wife (his cousin) and twelve family members in a two-bedroom house, he claims to work from home but spends most of his time on Runescape arguing with fellow low life's. Using various alt accounts to evade bans, Ellen is often seen in the Sparc Mac report section begging for attention under the name Mohunnid.
Ellen Yeager - Banned multiple times within a community, and yet returns as it's all he has
by Sparc Mac Community August 20, 2025
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Spluge

Spluge is a unique Runescape player, known for his unconventional lifestyle and habits. Outside of the online world, Spluge operated a train by day, and got a train ran on him by night. However, Spluge had a darker side that he wasn't proud of. He suffered from alcoholism and would often be seen drunk in discord, and begging for GP at the Grand Exchange. Some players avoided him because of his erratic behavior, but others sympathized with him and tried to help him overcome his addiction.

Spluge also had a habit of simping for popular Twitch streamers who played Runescape. He would donate large sums of money to them, follow them around in-game, and shower them with compliments and attention. Some players found this behavior creepy and obsessive, but Spluge saw it as a way of supporting content creators that he admired.

Despite his quirks, Spluge was respected in the Sparc Mac community, a group of players who were fellow virgins and basement dwellers. However, in the Zezima CC, Spluge was seen as a doormat. He was constantly bullied, mocked, and scammed, and would often retaliate with empty threats or passive-aggressive remarks. Spluge's Runescape journey is a mix of highs and lows, and we only hope that he one day escapes from Shanes basement where he's forcibly kept in handcuffs.
Grabbed a beer! = Spluge
by Sparc Mac Community September 06, 2023
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Deerek

Dereek is undeniably a skid (looks well said). His mannerisms and language are often cooked, exaggerated, and quite unreal. He is obsessed with all things ketchup and poutine-related and can often be seen downing copious amounts of both, much to the amusement of his fellow CC members. However, it is clear that Dereek is not the alpha of his group as his cousin, Icy, can out-drink him effortlessly and is often the first to reach for a smoke. In terms of physical strength, Icy also surpasses Dereek as he is able to lift more weights at the gym, and even managed to beat him in the wilderness in a 1v1 battle. Though Dereek's skid tendencies are evident in most Runescape players, his inability to outshine his cousin Icy will be spoken about for years to come.
Deerek 'You are the king of drinking'
Icy 'Well said'
by Sparc Mac Community May 23, 2023
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Byronherm

Byronherm used to think he was cool — until life reduced him to a five-foot-three punchline. His Bronze Star is the only thing he’s ever achieved, and even that’s gathering dust. He works in a dead-end call centre for pennies, yet still blows what little he earns on Sparc Mac just to cling to an online rank nobody cares about. The rest goes to fuelling his girlfriend’s relentless feeding habit, while she treats him like an ATM with bad posture. His sad obsession with @’ing Sparc Mac in the Discord for attention — only to be ignored every single time — is almost too pathetic to watch. Byronherm isn’t just a loser — he’s the kind of guy who pays for his own humiliation and calls it love.
I'm going to be Byronherm - An insecure loser
by Sparc Mac Community August 08, 2025
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Enslaved Rat

Enslaved rat, or more commonly known Enslaved skid was once a free and adventurous rat in the vast world of RuneScape. After years of skiddery Icypolarbear mercilessly stripped him of his Hardcore Ironman status, leaving him enslaved under Icypolarbear's command. From that moment on, the rat's fate became intertwined with his new master's whims. Rat was known for his peculiar preferences, one being his fondness for Thai ladyboys, a fact that both bewildered and fascinated the rat. This enslaved creature, formerly proud and independent, had now become the doormat of Icypolarbear. Trapped within his master's house, the rat's life became consumed by the endless hours spent playing RuneScape, surpassing any time he had ever spent outside. In the quiet moments when sleep eluded him, he dreamt of a different life, one where he had escaped the clutches of his master and found solace in massaging the weary glutes of revered clan chat veterans, seeking respite from his long and monotonous days.
I wish I was a cc vet = Enslaved Rat
by Sparc Mac Community July 18, 2023
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