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Its Hash, a man in his 30s has always struggled to make something of his life. He spends most of his days in the virtual world of Runescape, and rarely leaves his moms basement. He's never held a job and relies solely on his meager savings from his disability cheque. Despite the lack of social life, Its Hash found solace in Runescape. However, even in the virtual world, he faces torment from bullies who mocked him for his acne and his weight problems. After his mom passed away, It's Hash was left with no one. As hard as he tries, no one wants to be near such a huge massed individual.
Things took a turn for the worse when Its Hash received a letter from the Italian Immigration Office informing him that they were considering deporting him. Apparently, they were concerned about how much he ate and how much of a burden he was on the Italian welfare system. Its Hash was devastated, and currently has a go fund me account due to being wheelchair bound. Though the Runescape community worry for him, his laziness and obsession with Runescape will be the further downfall to an already unsuccessful life.
Things took a turn for the worse when Its Hash received a letter from the Italian Immigration Office informing him that they were considering deporting him. Apparently, they were concerned about how much he ate and how much of a burden he was on the Italian welfare system. Its Hash was devastated, and currently has a go fund me account due to being wheelchair bound. Though the Runescape community worry for him, his laziness and obsession with Runescape will be the further downfall to an already unsuccessful life.
by Sparc Mac Community June 18, 2023
Get the Its Hashmug. Ellen, who has was previously known under names such as Hc Isles, Ellen Ripley etc. Ellen has faced multiple bans from tribe leader Sparc Mac for inappropriate comments, rooted in his unfortunate Muslim background - something of which he has later apologised for. After his Iranian grandparents passed in the Israel conflict, he began insulting Jewish people online. Living with his wife (his cousin) and twelve family members in a two-bedroom house, he claims to work from home but spends most of his time on Runescape arguing with fellow low life's. Using various alt accounts to evade bans, Ellen is often seen in the Sparc Mac report section begging for attention under the name Mohunnid.
by Sparc Mac Community August 20, 2025
Get the Ellen Yeagermug. Primarily you can find How many qp upholding the reports section in the legendary Sparc Mac Discord. Alongside this, How Many qp is a man who spends most his time wandering around the men's locker room at the gym, eager to help dry off the elderly patrons. It's hard to say, but his intentions seem sincere, if a bit misguided. With this being said, he is also seen to be the best cook in Lumbridge. His culinary skills are unmatched, but he has one peculiar habit, he loves to slap meat.
Apart from being a chef, How Many qp is a prominent fisher. Some even claimed that he was 99 fishing irl. He used to go on fishing trips every weekend. However, his questionable antics with the fish when he caught them raised eyebrows. He would slap, kiss, or even whisper sweet nothings to them before letting them go. It was quite an unreal sight. Overtime he only got better, with the meat now only being whipped into shape gently instead of being slapped, just like I do his dad most nights.
Apart from being a chef, How Many qp is a prominent fisher. Some even claimed that he was 99 fishing irl. He used to go on fishing trips every weekend. However, his questionable antics with the fish when he caught them raised eyebrows. He would slap, kiss, or even whisper sweet nothings to them before letting them go. It was quite an unreal sight. Overtime he only got better, with the meat now only being whipped into shape gently instead of being slapped, just like I do his dad most nights.
by Sparc Mac Community June 20, 2023
Get the How Many qpmug. Stef West, a runecrafting billionaire on the Old School RuneScape platform, was previously known for his respectful nature and kind hearted ways within the runecrafting community. Stef West was hot on the scene after spending an unreal amount of time with Sparc Mac at the blood craft facilities. However, recent intel has immerged suggesting that he told lie's for smiley. After tricking Sparc Mac into believing that he beat Icypolarbear 8-0 at clan wars (never did, never will), Stef West was given the role of a smiley in the Sparc Mac cc. Stef West has become so cooked within his own lie's that he has become what some people would call ‘delusional’. Stef West now spends his days giving Icypolarbear unreal headaches and forcing him into grabbing another a carling!
by Sparc Mac Community April 16, 2021
Get the Stef Westmug. There was once a player in the virtual world of RuneScape named GIM Yhaahoho. He lived a double life, pretending to be a caring fiancé to his overweight partner, but secretly lusting after the beautiful Olivia. He was too scared to make a move on her, so he turned to spamming pictures of his fiancé in the Discord chat for attention. But instead of admiration, he only received quiet snickering from the other players.
To make himself feel better, GIM Yhaahoho spent most of his day ridiculing others online. He'd laugh at anyone who wasn't as skilled or knowledgeable about the game as he was, belittling them to make himself feel superior. But deep down, he was just a sad, lonely guy who didn't have the courage to confront his own feelings.
Unfortunately, GIM Yhaahoho's true nature was exposed when his private messages to Olivia were leaked. He tried to play it off as a joke, but everyone could see the desperation in his attempts to win her over. As for his fiancé, she was devastated by his betrayal and called off the engagement.
To make himself feel better, GIM Yhaahoho spent most of his day ridiculing others online. He'd laugh at anyone who wasn't as skilled or knowledgeable about the game as he was, belittling them to make himself feel superior. But deep down, he was just a sad, lonely guy who didn't have the courage to confront his own feelings.
Unfortunately, GIM Yhaahoho's true nature was exposed when his private messages to Olivia were leaked. He tried to play it off as a joke, but everyone could see the desperation in his attempts to win her over. As for his fiancé, she was devastated by his betrayal and called off the engagement.
by Sparc Mac Community June 22, 2023
Get the GIM Yhaahohomug. BigBenjamin, or LittleBenjamin as he was known to his ex-boyfriend is a devoted player on Runescape. Beyond his love for the game, he has many struggles, one of which is his weight that can be seen in his Discord picture. In the past, he had a boyfriend who left him because of his impenitence and skinny arms. This event left him feeling alone and desperate for validation.
BigBenjamin is a regular donor and subscriber to a popular streamer who only pays attention to him when he gives him money. This makes him feel important and valued, but it is a false sense of validation that only feeds into his dependency on others' recognition. He has no friends in person, so his online community is where he goes to seek companionship. However, the attention he gets from people online is not enough to fill the void in his life. It only exacerbates his mental health issues, leading him to see a psychiatrist to help him address his depression.
The root of his depression stems from his experiences of bullying in school. This trauma has had a lasting impact on his life, and he has struggled to overcome the emotional scars associated with it. Despite his struggles, BigBenjamin remains a dedicated player on Runescape. Through the game, he has found a community of people who accept him for who he is, and this gives him a sense of belonging. However, he needs to address his mental health issues and work towards building meaningful relationships in real life to find true happiness and fulfilment.
BigBenjamin is a regular donor and subscriber to a popular streamer who only pays attention to him when he gives him money. This makes him feel important and valued, but it is a false sense of validation that only feeds into his dependency on others' recognition. He has no friends in person, so his online community is where he goes to seek companionship. However, the attention he gets from people online is not enough to fill the void in his life. It only exacerbates his mental health issues, leading him to see a psychiatrist to help him address his depression.
The root of his depression stems from his experiences of bullying in school. This trauma has had a lasting impact on his life, and he has struggled to overcome the emotional scars associated with it. Despite his struggles, BigBenjamin remains a dedicated player on Runescape. Through the game, he has found a community of people who accept him for who he is, and this gives him a sense of belonging. However, he needs to address his mental health issues and work towards building meaningful relationships in real life to find true happiness and fulfilment.
by Sparc Mac Community June 19, 2023
Get the BigBenjaminmug. Spluge is a unique Runescape player, known for his unconventional lifestyle and habits. Outside of the online world, Spluge operated a train by day, and got a train ran on him by night. However, Spluge had a darker side that he wasn't proud of. He suffered from alcoholism and would often be seen drunk in discord, and begging for GP at the Grand Exchange. Some players avoided him because of his erratic behavior, but others sympathized with him and tried to help him overcome his addiction.
Spluge also had a habit of simping for popular Twitch streamers who played Runescape. He would donate large sums of money to them, follow them around in-game, and shower them with compliments and attention. Some players found this behavior creepy and obsessive, but Spluge saw it as a way of supporting content creators that he admired.
Despite his quirks, Spluge was respected in the Sparc Mac community, a group of players who were fellow virgins and basement dwellers. However, in the Zezima CC, Spluge was seen as a doormat. He was constantly bullied, mocked, and scammed, and would often retaliate with empty threats or passive-aggressive remarks. Spluge's Runescape journey is a mix of highs and lows, and we only hope that he one day escapes from Shanes basement where he's forcibly kept in handcuffs.
Spluge also had a habit of simping for popular Twitch streamers who played Runescape. He would donate large sums of money to them, follow them around in-game, and shower them with compliments and attention. Some players found this behavior creepy and obsessive, but Spluge saw it as a way of supporting content creators that he admired.
Despite his quirks, Spluge was respected in the Sparc Mac community, a group of players who were fellow virgins and basement dwellers. However, in the Zezima CC, Spluge was seen as a doormat. He was constantly bullied, mocked, and scammed, and would often retaliate with empty threats or passive-aggressive remarks. Spluge's Runescape journey is a mix of highs and lows, and we only hope that he one day escapes from Shanes basement where he's forcibly kept in handcuffs.
by Sparc Mac Community September 6, 2023
Get the Splugemug.