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Spluge is a unique Runescape player, known for his unconventional lifestyle and habits. Outside of the online world, Spluge operated a train by day, and got a train ran on him by night. However, Spluge had a darker side that he wasn't proud of. He suffered from alcoholism and would often be seen drunk in discord, and begging for GP at the Grand Exchange. Some players avoided him because of his erratic behavior, but others sympathized with him and tried to help him overcome his addiction.

Spluge also had a habit of simping for popular Twitch streamers who played Runescape. He would donate large sums of money to them, follow them around in-game, and shower them with compliments and attention. Some players found this behavior creepy and obsessive, but Spluge saw it as a way of supporting content creators that he admired.

Despite his quirks, Spluge was respected in the Sparc Mac community, a group of players who were fellow virgins and basement dwellers. However, in the Zezima CC, Spluge was seen as a doormat. He was constantly bullied, mocked, and scammed, and would often retaliate with empty threats or passive-aggressive remarks. Spluge's Runescape journey is a mix of highs and lows, and we only hope that he one day escapes from Shanes basement where he's forcibly kept in handcuffs.
Grabbed a beer! = Spluge
by Sparc Mac Community September 6, 2023
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Primarily you can find How many qp upholding the reports section in the legendary Sparc Mac Discord. Alongside this, How Many qp is a man who spends most his time wandering around the men's locker room at the gym, eager to help dry off the elderly patrons. It's hard to say, but his intentions seem sincere, if a bit misguided. With this being said, he is also seen to be the best cook in Lumbridge. His culinary skills are unmatched, but he has one peculiar habit, he loves to slap meat.

Apart from being a chef, How Many qp is a prominent fisher. Some even claimed that he was 99 fishing irl. He used to go on fishing trips every weekend. However, his questionable antics with the fish when he caught them raised eyebrows. He would slap, kiss, or even whisper sweet nothings to them before letting them go. It was quite an unreal sight. Overtime he only got better, with the meat now only being whipped into shape gently instead of being slapped, just like I do his dad most nights.
I love mens locker rooms = How Many qp
by Sparc Mac Community June 20, 2023
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Lifeliners, or Lifeloser as he was known by most, was a simple man with a simple job. He worked as a toilet cleaner in the army and had been doing it for years. It wasn't the best job in the world, but it paid the bills and kept him busy. To Life, there was nothing better than the army, and doing what he was told by his superior Protobaggins. He was completely devoted to it, and his whole personality was shaped around it. He often wore army clothes off duty, and would seek validation from strangers irl and online.

Life's outlook was not all about the army though. He was married, and would often post about his personal life online which surprised most. He shared details about his family, and even posted pictures of them. However, things took a turn for the worse when Life was doxxed. His personal information was shared online, and suddenly everyone knew everything about him. He was worried about the safety of his family and decided to delete all his social media accounts. From that time on, Life learnt a lesson to not share his life story to strangers online.

Despite his love for the army, there was one thing that Life was not good at - PVP. Though he thought that he was a good player, whenever he got called out, he ran away. Life's obsession with the army didn't exactly translate into skills in the virtual world.
I clean Protobaggins boots every morning = Lifeliners
by Sparc Mac Community September 10, 2023
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Feddybear was a player who was best known for begging for bonds and subscriptions. Feddybear was originally from Mexico, and due to his unfortunate living circumstances in the slums, he was often seen pleading for virtual items. Many players in the Runescape community found Feddybear to be quite bothersome due to his constant begging for in-game items. He was known for starting arguments with other players and crying to moderators when someone said something offensive to him, despite his use of foul language and insults towards others.

The final straw came when the leader of the Runescape community "Sparc Mac" finally decided that he had enough of Feddybear's nonsense. Feddybear was deranked for constantly breaking the rules, and for being a cry baby who made false claims of offences to the mods while he did the same.

Feddybear's downfall can be traced back to his non-English speaking background. He often had trouble articulating himself properly, leading to misunderstandings and making him an easy target for ridicule. Despite having this weakness, Feddybear never tried to improve his English and continued to beg for items to ease his troubles in the game and in real life.
Instead of working hard to gain items, I'm going to beg for them = Freddybear
by Sparc Mac Community June 19, 2023
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Stef West, a runecrafting billionaire on the Old School RuneScape platform, was previously known for his respectful nature and kind hearted ways within the runecrafting community. Stef West was hot on the scene after spending an unreal amount of time with Sparc Mac at the blood craft facilities. However, recent intel has immerged suggesting that he told lie's for smiley. After tricking Sparc Mac into believing that he beat Icypolarbear 8-0 at clan wars (never did, never will), Stef West was given the role of a smiley in the Sparc Mac cc. Stef West has become so cooked within his own lie's that he has become what some people would call ‘delusional’. Stef West now spends his days giving Icypolarbear unreal headaches and forcing him into grabbing another a carling!
I'm going to do a Stef West = Tell lie's
by Sparc Mac Community April 16, 2021
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