How Many qp

Primarily you can find How many qp upholding the reports section in the legendary Sparc Mac Discord. Alongside this, How Many qp is a man who spends most his time wandering around the men's locker room at the gym, eager to help dry off the elderly patrons. It's hard to say, but his intentions seem sincere, if a bit misguided. With this being said, he is also seen to be the best cook in Lumbridge. His culinary skills are unmatched, but he has one peculiar habit, he loves to slap meat.

Apart from being a chef, How Many qp is a prominent fisher. Some even claimed that he was 99 fishing irl. He used to go on fishing trips every weekend. However, his questionable antics with the fish when he caught them raised eyebrows. He would slap, kiss, or even whisper sweet nothings to them before letting them go. It was quite an unreal sight. Overtime he only got better, with the meat now only being whipped into shape gently instead of being slapped, just like I do his dad most nights.
I love mens locker rooms = How Many qp
by Sparc Mac Community June 20, 2023
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Stef West

Stef West, a runecrafting billionaire on the Old School RuneScape platform, was previously known for his respectful nature and kind hearted ways within the runecrafting community. Stef West was hot on the scene after spending an unreal amount of time with Sparc Mac at the blood craft facilities. However, recent intel has immerged suggesting that he told lie's for smiley. After tricking Sparc Mac into believing that he beat Icypolarbear 8-0 at clan wars (never did, never will), Stef West was given the role of a smiley in the Sparc Mac cc. Stef West has become so cooked within his own lie's that he has become what some people would call ‘delusional’. Stef West now spends his days giving Icypolarbear unreal headaches and forcing him into grabbing another a carling!
I'm going to do a Stef West = Tell lie's
by Sparc Mac Community April 16, 2021
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Lil Chiefy

Chiefy is a CC vet in the world of runescape. After starting out in the hood, he quickly became an avid gambler, and he soon fell short to his needs. One day, while hanging out on the street corner, Chiefy was spotted getting p00ped on for money. This incident quickly went viral, and Chiefy was thrust into the public eye as a result.

Despite this humiliating moment, Chiefy didn't let it slow him down. He quickly discovered that he had a talent for rapping, and he began to focus more on his music career instead of his gambling habits. Over time, Chiefy became a successful rapper, building a fan base on runecape. You could often find queues miles long at the Lumbridge church most Sundays to watch him live.

However, even with the success he achieved in the rap world, Chiefy was still seen as a bit of a doormat by those around him. His deeply ingrained gambling habit continued to dog him, and he found himself on the losing end of bets more often than not. As a result, everyone joked about Chiefy, often treating him as if he were from Zezima cc.

Along the way, he even managed to get himself banned from the popular Sparc Mac discord channel after going public about the owner 'Sparc Mac' paying for his poop services. While some people see him as washed up and irrelevant, others continue to respect him for his talent and his tenacity when facing new kids in both the Discord and cc.
Just took a Chiefy = Lil Chiefy
by Sparc Mac Community July 03, 2023
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Perk

Perk is a man who spends most of his time online being bullied. He is mostly known as a soy boy liberal online, and has a tendency to cry about people hurting his feelings. He is often seen as weak and pathetic by others in the online community. Despite his emotional tendencies, Perk continuously returns to the community despite announcing that he will never return. This constant back and forth has made him a laughing stock among other players.

Perk has also gained a reputation for financially supporting other players who ignore him. This is seen as a desperate attempt to gain attention and affection from others since he lacks attention outside of the online community. However, Perk is not just someone who seeks attention. He also spends a considerable amount of time online looking for conflict with others. He enjoys arguing with people and starting drama, which has lead to many conflicts online.

Overall, Perk is a man who is unhappy with his life and seeks to fill the void with attention from others online. His constant crying and needy behavior has made him a figure of ridicule among other players. We one day hope that Okay Butt won't live rent free in his head.
I'm going to leave and never return = Perk returns the next day
by Sparc Mac Community September 10, 2023
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GIM Yhaahoho

There was once a player in the virtual world of RuneScape named GIM Yhaahoho. He lived a double life, pretending to be a caring fiancé to his overweight partner, but secretly lusting after the beautiful Olivia. He was too scared to make a move on her, so he turned to spamming pictures of his fiancé in the Discord chat for attention. But instead of admiration, he only received quiet snickering from the other players.

To make himself feel better, GIM Yhaahoho spent most of his day ridiculing others online. He'd laugh at anyone who wasn't as skilled or knowledgeable about the game as he was, belittling them to make himself feel superior. But deep down, he was just a sad, lonely guy who didn't have the courage to confront his own feelings.

Unfortunately, GIM Yhaahoho's true nature was exposed when his private messages to Olivia were leaked. He tried to play it off as a joke, but everyone could see the desperation in his attempts to win her over. As for his fiancé, she was devastated by his betrayal and called off the engagement.
I'm a noob irl and in game = GIM Yhaahoho
by Sparc Mac Community June 22, 2023
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Byronherm

Byronherm used to think he was cool — until life reduced him to a five-foot-three punchline. His Bronze Star is the only thing he’s ever achieved, and even that’s gathering dust. He works in a dead-end call centre for pennies, yet still blows what little he earns on Sparc Mac just to cling to an online rank nobody cares about. The rest goes to fuelling his girlfriend’s relentless feeding habit, while she treats him like an ATM with bad posture. His sad obsession with @’ing Sparc Mac in the Discord for attention — only to be ignored every single time — is almost too pathetic to watch. Byronherm isn’t just a loser — he’s the kind of guy who pays for his own humiliation and calls it love.
I'm going to be Byronherm - An insecure loser
by Sparc Mac Community August 08, 2025
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Enslaved Rat

Enslaved rat, or more commonly known Enslaved skid was once a free and adventurous rat in the vast world of RuneScape. After years of skiddery Icypolarbear mercilessly stripped him of his Hardcore Ironman status, leaving him enslaved under Icypolarbear's command. From that moment on, the rat's fate became intertwined with his new master's whims. Rat was known for his peculiar preferences, one being his fondness for Thai ladyboys, a fact that both bewildered and fascinated the rat. This enslaved creature, formerly proud and independent, had now become the doormat of Icypolarbear. Trapped within his master's house, the rat's life became consumed by the endless hours spent playing RuneScape, surpassing any time he had ever spent outside. In the quiet moments when sleep eluded him, he dreamt of a different life, one where he had escaped the clutches of his master and found solace in massaging the weary glutes of revered clan chat veterans, seeking respite from his long and monotonous days.
I wish I was a cc vet = Enslaved Rat
by Sparc Mac Community July 18, 2023
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