Definitions by Sonik

Krikit 

An annoying cum guzzling prom night dumpster baby

Krikit is a douche bag

Krikit by SoNiK September 17, 2012

cpu 

Processor

My CPU burned yesterday :-((

cpu by Sonik December 5, 2006

gonk 

To be beaten to death by a large black rubber dildo.

In the movie Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, the character Hatchet Harry, beats a man, suspected of stealing, to death with what happened to be at hand. Harry, also a porn shop owner, happened to grab a big black rubber cock.

This term arose due to the unwieldlyness of the lengthy phrase "He was beaten to death with a large black rubber cock..." and was shortened to simply, "He got gonked."

Hatchet Harry gonked some bloke for stealing from him.

If these guys keep pissing us off like this, I'm gonna gonk them.

gonk by sonik February 6, 2005

fuck that shit 

A way to reject a proposed circumstance or event

Bop down Hackney without my gat? Fuck that shit

fuck that shit by sonik February 28, 2004

hoochified 

A slutty or provocative appearance.

I saw her walking down the street in a short hoochified skirt with her hoochie hanging out!

hoochified by Sonik October 29, 2003

bang a right 

Used while giving driving directions. Substitute "right" for the direction that you want to "bang" or turn.

Yo, bang a right! See that light ahead? Bang a left there.

bang a right by Sonik October 29, 2003

bios

Basic Input Output System

I must flash the bios of my motherboard

bios by Sonik August 2, 2003