gonk

To be beaten to death by a large black rubber dildo.

In the movie Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, the character Hatchet Harry, beats a man, suspected of stealing, to death with what happened to be at hand. Harry, also a porn shop owner, happened to grab a big black rubber cock.

This term arose due to the unwieldlyness of the lengthy phrase "He was beaten to death with a large black rubber cock..." and was shortened to simply, "He got gonked."

Hatchet Harry gonked some bloke for stealing from him.

If these guys keep pissing us off like this, I'm gonna gonk them.

by sonik February 06, 2005

hoochified

A slutty or provocative appearance.

I saw her walking down the street in a short hoochified skirt with her hoochie hanging out!

by Sonik October 29, 2003

bios

Basic Input Output System

I must flash the bios of my motherboard

by Sonik August 02, 2003

cpu

Processor

My CPU burned yesterday :-((

by Sonik December 05, 2006

bang a right

Used while giving driving directions. Substitute "right" for the direction that you want to "bang" or turn.

Yo, bang a right! See that light ahead? Bang a left there.

by Sonik October 29, 2003

fuck that shit

A way to reject a proposed circumstance or event

Bop down Hackney without my gat? Fuck that shit

by sonik February 28, 2004

Krikit

An annoying cum guzzling prom night dumpster baby

Krikit is a douche bag

by SoNiK September 17, 2012