Aguiliar

A chick who says she can sing Christina Aguilera songs but can't.
Doug: Dude, Michael, You shoulda seen karoake at the bar last night. This chick was an Aguiliar
by Somewhat Schizo September 19, 2021
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Microwave Time

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food
Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.
by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021
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noob character

A character specifically designed to be easier or more spammy for newer players in a fighting game.
Me: Man, Strider Hiryu, Wolverine, Cyclops, Magneto, Jin, and Captain Commando are such noob characters.

Doug: Don't forget M. Bison, Akuma, Ryu, Ken, and Guile.

Michael: Man. You guys are good at fighting games and hoopin? Come on,
by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021
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Liagnosed

When a doctor diagnoses you with a condition, but they turn out to be wrong.
Michael: Man, the doctor had me on Stratera for ADHD for 8 years, and it turns out I never even had it.

Me: You got Liagnosed, man.
by Somewhat Schizo September 19, 2021
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donly

In the manner of a don.
Me: Yo, Mike. Did you see Doug hire those Puerto Ricans to shoot up Jose's club? That shit was donly.
by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021
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prosthitute

A prostitute that has some augmentation via prosthesis.
Me: Yo, Larry. I hooked up with that prosthitute last night. She wanted me off with her robot arm.
by Somewhat Schizo November 08, 2022
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Vasocktomy

Losing the ability to produce sperm cells due to excess masturbation.
Me: Yo, Dougie. The Mrs. wants a kid, but I'm infertile due to wanking it too much to Avril Lavigne.

Doug: That's called a vasocktomy.
by Somewhat Schizo July 30, 2023
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