Somewhat Schizo's definitions

Poop Hoop

A synonym of a toilet ball.

Me: Did you see that ball go round and round the hoop like a toilet bowl?
Doug: Yeah, but we real hoopers don't call it a toilet ball. We call it a "poop hoop."

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

whapeesh

An onomatopoeia you say to insinuate somebody is whipped.

Me: Hey, Juan. Come hang out at the arcade with me tomorrow.

Juan: I can't, man. The wife wants me to take her dad to the airport tomorrow.
Me: Whapeesh. (Makes whipping gesture with my hand)

by Somewhat Schizo April 25, 2022

Feet Geek

A person who is obsessed with feet.

Me: Mike, I gotta be honest. I'm a feet geek. I love Avril Lavigne.

by Somewhat Schizo April 23, 2023

prosthitute

A prostitute that has some augmentation via prosthesis.

Me: Yo, Larry. I hooked up with that prosthitute last night. She wanted me off with her robot arm.

by Somewhat Schizo November 8, 2022

donly

In the manner of a don.

Me: Yo, Mike. Did you see Doug hire those Puerto Ricans to shoot up Jose's club? That shit was donly.

by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

Cleetus

A derogatory word to describe hicks, usually in a humorous manner.

Me: Mike, did you see that hick last night? What a cleetus.

by Somewhat Schizo October 27, 2021

Shitbaby

A racial slur for dark black people, used by both white people and light-skinned black people.

Demetrious: You, you seen Tyrone. Motherfucker like Wesley black. What a shitbaby.

Treyvon: Yeah, man. I know what you mean.

by Somewhat Schizo January 14, 2024