by Somewhat Schizo October 27, 2021

Demetrious: You, you seen Tyrone. Motherfucker like Wesley black. What a shitbaby.
Treyvon: Yeah, man. I know what you mean.
Treyvon: Yeah, man. I know what you mean.
by Somewhat Schizo January 14, 2024

Michael: Man, the doctor had me on Stratera for ADHD for 8 years, and it turns out I never even had it.
Me: You got Liagnosed, man.
Me: You got Liagnosed, man.
by Somewhat Schizo September 19, 2021

Me: Yo, Mike. Did you see Doug hire those Puerto Ricans to shoot up Jose's club? That shit was donly.
by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

A prostitute that has some augmentation via prosthesis.
by Somewhat Schizo November 08, 2022

Me: Yo, Dougie. The Mrs. wants a kid, but I'm infertile due to wanking it too much to Avril Lavigne.
Doug: That's called a vasocktomy.
Doug: That's called a vasocktomy.
by Somewhat Schizo July 30, 2023

Me: You, Mike. I was up at Dougie's sister's place again. I was tryna hit. But the bitch was raggedy. I was like "I fin leave." Y'know what I'm saying?
Michael: Yeah. Doug's sister is definitely bangable.
Michael: Yeah. Doug's sister is definitely bangable.
by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023
