Definitions by Somewhat Schizo

whapeesh 

An onomatopoeia you say to insinuate somebody is whipped.

Me: Hey, Juan. Come hang out at the arcade with me tomorrow.

Juan: I can't, man. The wife wants me to take her dad to the airport tomorrow.
Me: Whapeesh. (Makes whipping gesture with my hand)

whapeesh by Somewhat Schizo April 25, 2022

Cleetus 

A derogatory word to describe hicks, usually in a humorous manner.

Me: Mike, did you see that hick last night? What a cleetus.

Cleetus by Somewhat Schizo October 27, 2021

Microwave Time 

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food

Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.

Microwave Time by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

donly 

In the manner of a don.

Me: Yo, Mike. Did you see Doug hire those Puerto Ricans to shoot up Jose's club? That shit was donly.

donly by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

Liagnosed 

When a doctor diagnoses you with a condition, but they turn out to be wrong.

Michael: Man, the doctor had me on Stratera for ADHD for 8 years, and it turns out I never even had it.

Me: You got Liagnosed, man.

Liagnosed by Somewhat Schizo September 19, 2021

Aguiliar 

A chick who says she can sing Christina Aguilera songs but can't.

Doug: Dude, Michael, You shoulda seen karoake at the bar last night. This chick was an Aguiliar

Aguiliar by Somewhat Schizo September 19, 2021

Cana Dian 

A Canadian that is even more of typical Canadian.

Me: Michael, Northenlion is no Canadian; he's Cana Dian.
Michael: How about Justin Bieber?

Me: Definitely.

Cana Dian by Somewhat Schizo September 19, 2021