by Somewhat Schizo September 19, 2021

Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.
by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

Me: Man, Strider Hiryu, Wolverine, Cyclops, Magneto, Jin, and Captain Commando are such noob characters.
Doug: Don't forget M. Bison, Akuma, Ryu, Ken, and Guile.
Michael: Man. You guys are good at fighting games and hoopin? Come on,
Doug: Don't forget M. Bison, Akuma, Ryu, Ken, and Guile.
Michael: Man. You guys are good at fighting games and hoopin? Come on,
by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Michael: Man, the doctor had me on Stratera for ADHD for 8 years, and it turns out I never even had it.
Me: You got Liagnosed, man.
Me: You got Liagnosed, man.
by Somewhat Schizo September 19, 2021

Me: Yo, Mike. Did you see Doug hire those Puerto Ricans to shoot up Jose's club? That shit was donly.
by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

A prostitute that has some augmentation via prosthesis.
by Somewhat Schizo November 08, 2022

Me: Yo, Dougie. The Mrs. wants a kid, but I'm infertile due to wanking it too much to Avril Lavigne.
Doug: That's called a vasocktomy.
Doug: That's called a vasocktomy.
by Somewhat Schizo July 30, 2023
