26 definitions by Somewhat Schizo

Corvo

Short for Courvoisier.

Me: Doug and I shared a bottle of Corvo and a bottle of Hen last night.

Michael: Nice.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

Vasocktomy

Losing the ability to produce sperm cells due to excess masturbation.

Me: Yo, Dougie. The Mrs. wants a kid, but I'm infertile due to wanking it too much to Avril Lavigne.

Doug: That's called a vasocktomy.

by Somewhat Schizo July 31, 2023

Double-bitch

When one basketball gets wedgied on the hoop, and so you shoot another ball at it, and happen to somehow make both balls.

Me: Dude, Michael. Did you see Doug the other day? He nailed the elusive double-bitch.
Michael: Damn. Doug is a real hooper.

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Raggedy

An adjective to describe a woman that's on the rag.

Me: You, Mike. I was up at Dougie's sister's place again. I was tryna hit. But the bitch was raggedy. I was like "I fin leave." Y'know what I'm saying?

Michael: Yeah. Doug's sister is definitely bangable.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

Bitchly

Another way to say "like a bitch."

Me: Man, Michael. When Doug accidentally hit me right in the nuts yesterday with his basketball, that hurt bitchly.

Michael: Damn. And I though he was a real hooper.

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Yearnation

The craving to be peed on.

She had the yearnation so I had to R. Kelly her.

by Somewhat Schizo October 29, 2022

PG&E

A company that ruins lives and kills people and then never pays their due recompense.

Me: Fuck PG&E.
Anyone who has a brain that lives on the West Coast: Yeah. Fuck 'em!

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021