SomeoneNew's definitions

Facetious

Giving a sarcastic answer,to show how obvious something is.

My mates and I saw a film on Saturday night.

You mean at the cinema?

No,in the garden shed,of course at the cinema!

That's being facetious.

by SomeoneNew December 18, 2012

Coke

The drug that kids and teenagers use to relieve themselves from the boredom of adult drugs.

The kids drank coke whilst making INTELLIGENT conversation,while the adults messed about drinking beer and telling stupid jokes.

by SomeoneNew August 17, 2011

Teacher

Someone who tricks you into thinking you're going to have fun,really they are just trying to change your personality.

The art students were very introverted,unlike the teacher,so she tried to make conversation with them,instead of letting them get on with their artwork.

by SomeoneNew October 30, 2011

Fuddy-Duddy

What children call their parents when they look back on the 'good old days' of when he or she would read books instead of watching TV or computing,but turn into themselves as they get older.

Parent in the background:Don't you read anymore,_____?
Kid watching TV:Yeah whatever,don't be such an old fuddy-duddy(but feels wistful all the same.)

by SomeoneNew December 9, 2012

Vegetarianism

The subject of conversation that people use to bribe you into feeling bad about yourself,because vegetarians are often thought badly of,but are actually doing what they know is right.

They avoided talking about vegetarianism to avoid embarrassment.

by SomeoneNew June 16, 2012

Spatalan

A portmanteau of Spanish and Catalan.I made it up myself.

Spatalan would be a Latin based language.

by SomeoneNew June 29, 2011

Aussie

Someone whose accent sounds like a load of questions.

I am an Aussie from down under?

by SomeoneNew August 4, 2011