Someone with a 🅱️rain's definitions
1. To cut an object into two or more pieces.
2. To split apart into different groups.
3. A gymnastic pose that could make just about anyone orgasm.
2. To split apart into different groups.
3. A gymnastic pose that could make just about anyone orgasm.
1. Amigo 1 and Amigo 2 split the thanksgiving turkey for them to have for each other.
2. All the kids on the school field trip split up into different groups.
3. Kelly did a split, and Carl had an orgasm.
2. All the kids on the school field trip split up into different groups.
3. Kelly did a split, and Carl had an orgasm.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain August 2, 2022
Get the Splitmug. I bet you were searching for the word Monkey, but you forgot the n. Now, I’ll explain to you what Mokey is:
Mokey is a character from the internet web series, Mokey’s Show, made by the god himself, Sr. Pelo. It is basically a parody version of Mickey Mouse. Also, if you have any kids, make them watch this instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I promise you won’t regret it!
Mokey is a character from the internet web series, Mokey’s Show, made by the god himself, Sr. Pelo. It is basically a parody version of Mickey Mouse. Also, if you have any kids, make them watch this instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I promise you won’t regret it!
Amigo 1: Hey, do you know who Mokey is?
Amigo 2: No, dafaq is that?
Amigo 1: It’s a character from the show, Mokey’s Show!
Amigo 2: What’s that?
Amigo 1: It’s basically Mickey Mouse but better. Kids should watch that instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!
Amigo 2: Well, I should get my kids to watch that! How do I find it?
Amigo 1: Search it on YouTube. You’ll find it easily!
Amigo 2: Thanks!
Amigo 1: No problem!
*3 days later…*
Amigo 2: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Amigo 1: Huh?
Amigo 2: MOKEY’S SHOW ISN’T MEANT FOR KIDS! YOU LIED TO ME!!! GRRRRRR!!!
Amigo 1: Lol get trolled!
Amigo 2: Fuck you bitch!
Amigo 1: You mean…BETCH? HA!
Amigo 2: *hangs up phone*
Amigo 2: No, dafaq is that?
Amigo 1: It’s a character from the show, Mokey’s Show!
Amigo 2: What’s that?
Amigo 1: It’s basically Mickey Mouse but better. Kids should watch that instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!
Amigo 2: Well, I should get my kids to watch that! How do I find it?
Amigo 1: Search it on YouTube. You’ll find it easily!
Amigo 2: Thanks!
Amigo 1: No problem!
*3 days later…*
Amigo 2: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Amigo 1: Huh?
Amigo 2: MOKEY’S SHOW ISN’T MEANT FOR KIDS! YOU LIED TO ME!!! GRRRRRR!!!
Amigo 1: Lol get trolled!
Amigo 2: Fuck you bitch!
Amigo 1: You mean…BETCH? HA!
Amigo 2: *hangs up phone*
by Someone with a 🅱️rain July 28, 2022
Get the Mokeymug. A nasty coffee chain company that sells the most burnt ass coffee. This is the place you get coffee if you don’t care about losing your tongue.
I had a cup of coffee at Starbucks. It tasted so fucking burnt that I wanted to throw it into a fire.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 13, 2022
Get the Starbucksmug. Amigo 1: Yo dude, that ball is going to hit you!
Amigo 2: Oh shit!
Amigo 1: Aw, never mind. I thought it was coming towards you.
Amigo 2: Alright, well thuck you!
Amigo 2: Oh shit!
Amigo 1: Aw, never mind. I thought it was coming towards you.
Amigo 2: Alright, well thuck you!
by Someone with a 🅱️rain April 7, 2025
Get the Thuck Youmug. The best coffee place to ever exist. The coffee is very good, and although the donuts aren’t always the best, most of the other products are actually good!
#DunkinForLife
#DunkinForLife
Amigo 1: Man, I need to get some coffee this morning!
Amigo 2: Well, how about Starbucks?
Amigo 1: Nah, fuck Starbucks, let’s go to Dunkin’ instead! The coffee at Starbucks is way too goddamn strong…
Amigo 2: You know what, you’re right? Let’s go to Dunkin’!
Amigo 2: Well, how about Starbucks?
Amigo 1: Nah, fuck Starbucks, let’s go to Dunkin’ instead! The coffee at Starbucks is way too goddamn strong…
Amigo 2: You know what, you’re right? Let’s go to Dunkin’!
by Someone with a 🅱️rain July 28, 2022
Get the Dunkin’mug. by Someone with a 🅱️rain January 30, 2025
Get the Literally 2024mug. A day of the week that DOES have the potential to be good. The only reason it's not is because you all have the wrong mindset. While yes, even though going back to school/work isn't the best, if you have any new goals you want to start, Monday is the perfect day to do so. Also, you guys only look at the bad when it comes to Monday. Here are some good facts about Monday you possibly didn't know:
1. It's the best day of the week to buy a new car.
2. The U.S stock market is statistically more likely to go up rather than down.
3. #MotivationMonday has more posts than any other hashtag.
Plot twist: This user was born on a Monday!
1. It's the best day of the week to buy a new car.
2. The U.S stock market is statistically more likely to go up rather than down.
3. #MotivationMonday has more posts than any other hashtag.
Plot twist: This user was born on a Monday!
Random sad sack: Ugh!!! Mondays suck!!! Nothing good comes from them!!!
Wise guy: You know, Monday does have good things going for it, but you're just too depressed to see them.
Random sad sack: *scoffs* Like what?
Wise guy: If you want to start something new, set new goals, or begin a resolution in general, Monday is the perfect day, since it's the beginning of the week, and you can begin new things.
Random sad sack: No! I don't want to! I'm still going to hate on Mondays!
Wise guy: Fine, stay miserable then. If you end up going into cardiac arrest at 35 years old, don't say that I didn't try to warn you.
Wise guy: You know, Monday does have good things going for it, but you're just too depressed to see them.
Random sad sack: *scoffs* Like what?
Wise guy: If you want to start something new, set new goals, or begin a resolution in general, Monday is the perfect day, since it's the beginning of the week, and you can begin new things.
Random sad sack: No! I don't want to! I'm still going to hate on Mondays!
Wise guy: Fine, stay miserable then. If you end up going into cardiac arrest at 35 years old, don't say that I didn't try to warn you.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain January 30, 2025
Get the Mondaymug.