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Amigo 1: Hey, do you remember vine?
Amigo 2: Yeah, it sucks that it had to go. Now it’s been replaced by that dumb fucking app TikTok.
Amigo 1: I know, right? It gives me an STD every time I watch it.
Amigo 2: Well, later I guess.
Amigo 1: Ok, kbai.
Amigo 2: Yeah, it sucks that it had to go. Now it’s been replaced by that dumb fucking app TikTok.
Amigo 1: I know, right? It gives me an STD every time I watch it.
Amigo 2: Well, later I guess.
Amigo 1: Ok, kbai.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain May 5, 2022
Get the Vine mug.Random person: DAMN SPOCCOS!!!
Random person 2: Don’t say that, dude! That’s offensive to the Nintendian race!
Random person: lol idgaf
2 days later…
Random person: OH FUCK I HAVE BEEN CANCELLED!!! NUUUUUU!!!
Random person 2: See, what did I tell you?
Random person 2: Don’t say that, dude! That’s offensive to the Nintendian race!
Random person: lol idgaf
2 days later…
Random person: OH FUCK I HAVE BEEN CANCELLED!!! NUUUUUU!!!
Random person 2: See, what did I tell you?
by Someone with a 🅱️rain June 25, 2022
Get the Spocco mug.By FAR the most irrelevant day of the week. Everyone always overlooks Tuesday and says Monday is the worst, but at least on Monday it isn’t immediate max effort and work like on Tuesdays. At least on Mondays you are usually at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend, unlike Tuesdays, where you get the devastating realization that the weekend is still so far away, unlike how you can at least still be able to ease into the week like on Mondays.
Purpose of each day of the week:
Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Purpose of each day of the week:
Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Amigo 1: Hey man, why are you pissed?
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 23, 2024
Get the Tuesday mug.Amigo 1: Yo dude, that ball is going to hit you!
Amigo 2: Oh shit!
Amigo 1: Aw, never mind. I thought it was coming towards you.
Amigo 2: Alright, well thuck you!
Amigo 2: Oh shit!
Amigo 1: Aw, never mind. I thought it was coming towards you.
Amigo 2: Alright, well thuck you!
by Someone with a 🅱️rain April 7, 2025
Get the Thuck You mug.A nasty coffee chain company that sells the most burnt ass coffee. This is the place you get coffee if you don’t care about losing your tongue.
I had a cup of coffee at Starbucks. It tasted so fucking burnt that I wanted to throw it into a fire.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 13, 2022
Get the Starbucks mug.A day of the week that DOES have the potential to be good. The only reason it's not is because you all have the wrong mindset. While yes, even though going back to school/work isn't the best, if you have any new goals you want to start, Monday is the perfect day to do so. Also, you guys only look at the bad when it comes to Monday. Here are some good facts about Monday you possibly didn't know:
1. It's the best day of the week to buy a new car.
2. The U.S stock market is statistically more likely to go up rather than down.
3. #MotivationMonday has more posts than any other hashtag.
Plot twist: This user was born on a Monday!
1. It's the best day of the week to buy a new car.
2. The U.S stock market is statistically more likely to go up rather than down.
3. #MotivationMonday has more posts than any other hashtag.
Plot twist: This user was born on a Monday!
Random sad sack: Ugh!!! Mondays suck!!! Nothing good comes from them!!!
Wise guy: You know, Monday does have good things going for it, but you're just too depressed to see them.
Random sad sack: *scoffs* Like what?
Wise guy: If you want to start something new, set new goals, or begin a resolution in general, Monday is the perfect day, since it's the beginning of the week, and you can begin new things.
Random sad sack: No! I don't want to! I'm still going to hate on Mondays!
Wise guy: Fine, stay miserable then. If you end up going into cardiac arrest at 35 years old, don't say that I didn't try to warn you.
Wise guy: You know, Monday does have good things going for it, but you're just too depressed to see them.
Random sad sack: *scoffs* Like what?
Wise guy: If you want to start something new, set new goals, or begin a resolution in general, Monday is the perfect day, since it's the beginning of the week, and you can begin new things.
Random sad sack: No! I don't want to! I'm still going to hate on Mondays!
Wise guy: Fine, stay miserable then. If you end up going into cardiac arrest at 35 years old, don't say that I didn't try to warn you.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain January 30, 2025
Get the Monday mug.I bet you were searching for the word Monkey, but you forgot the n. Now, I’ll explain to you what Mokey is:
Mokey is a character from the internet web series, Mokey’s Show, made by the god himself, Sr. Pelo. It is basically a parody version of Mickey Mouse. Also, if you have any kids, make them watch this instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I promise you won’t regret it!
Mokey is a character from the internet web series, Mokey’s Show, made by the god himself, Sr. Pelo. It is basically a parody version of Mickey Mouse. Also, if you have any kids, make them watch this instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I promise you won’t regret it!
Amigo 1: Hey, do you know who Mokey is?
Amigo 2: No, dafaq is that?
Amigo 1: It’s a character from the show, Mokey’s Show!
Amigo 2: What’s that?
Amigo 1: It’s basically Mickey Mouse but better. Kids should watch that instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!
Amigo 2: Well, I should get my kids to watch that! How do I find it?
Amigo 1: Search it on YouTube. You’ll find it easily!
Amigo 2: Thanks!
Amigo 1: No problem!
*3 days later…*
Amigo 2: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Amigo 1: Huh?
Amigo 2: MOKEY’S SHOW ISN’T MEANT FOR KIDS! YOU LIED TO ME!!! GRRRRRR!!!
Amigo 1: Lol get trolled!
Amigo 2: Fuck you bitch!
Amigo 1: You mean…BETCH? HA!
Amigo 2: *hangs up phone*
Amigo 2: No, dafaq is that?
Amigo 1: It’s a character from the show, Mokey’s Show!
Amigo 2: What’s that?
Amigo 1: It’s basically Mickey Mouse but better. Kids should watch that instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!
Amigo 2: Well, I should get my kids to watch that! How do I find it?
Amigo 1: Search it on YouTube. You’ll find it easily!
Amigo 2: Thanks!
Amigo 1: No problem!
*3 days later…*
Amigo 2: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Amigo 1: Huh?
Amigo 2: MOKEY’S SHOW ISN’T MEANT FOR KIDS! YOU LIED TO ME!!! GRRRRRR!!!
Amigo 1: Lol get trolled!
Amigo 2: Fuck you bitch!
Amigo 1: You mean…BETCH? HA!
Amigo 2: *hangs up phone*
by Someone with a 🅱️rain July 28, 2022
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