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Definitions by Someone who's better than you. I rule.

dead bob 

what we call bob after he dies.
dead bob smells too much. let's bury him.
Him suck.

Ville Valo is a fish.
Him sucked so much they had to be put down.

big things 

big things are things that go with mountains.
I just saw a picture of a mountain and some big things. I rule.
the thing that people with other thongs say. like what if I had green feet? would that rule, or would that rule? in fact, I think as a subjective it would have to rule more than ruling itself. Being the secondary subjective to the first, then I would have to say that having green feet would rule more than ruling would rule if it were ruling itself's rules.






















































































































































































































































































Confused? You should be.
Mary went to the store and said "what if I walked into traffic blindly?"

This word rules. Also, if you hadn't guessed by now (if you haven't you are scum and an imbecile), I am better than you, and I rule.
A townie is a the label for a group of people who shit on the english language, wear crappy ripoff adidas clothes, have an I.Q. lower than than my nan's tits, and are as ugly as a hatfull of ass.

Other word/s for townie: scum.
Townie: Like my 2-strip adidas, innit? Ye ye ye safe bruv!

Normal Person: You are scum.