townie

A townie is a the label for a group of people who shit on the english language, wear crappy ripoff adidas clothes, have an I.Q. lower than than my nan's tits, and are as ugly as a hatfull of ass.

Other word/s for townie: scum.
Townie: Like my 2-strip adidas, innit? Ye ye ye safe bruv!

Normal Person: You are scum.
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ugly bob

a bob who is too ugly for words. I hate ugly bob, he's so ugly.
if I had a dog that had a face like ugly bob I would shave it's ass and make it walk backwards.
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what if

the thing that people with other thongs say. like what if I had green feet? would that rule, or would that rule? in fact, I think as a subjective it would have to rule more than ruling itself. Being the secondary subjective to the first, then I would have to say that having green feet would rule more than ruling would rule if it were ruling itself's rules.






















































































































































































































































































Confused? You should be.
Mary went to the store and said "what if I walked into traffic blindly?"

This word rules. Also, if you hadn't guessed by now (if you haven't you are scum and an imbecile), I am better than you, and I rule.
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boner bob

what we call bob when he has viagara and walks about with a boner.
boner bob walked into and old woman and satisfied her.
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transexual bob

what we call sheila when she gets her cock on.
transexual bob's cock fell off into my martini.
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