Someone who's better than you. I rule.'s definitions

townie

A townie is a the label for a group of people who shit on the english language, wear crappy ripoff adidas clothes, have an I.Q. lower than than my nan's tits, and are as ugly as a hatfull of ass.

Other word/s for townie: scum.

Townie: Like my 2-strip adidas, innit? Ye ye ye safe bruv!

Normal Person: You are scum.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 2, 2004

Laz

Laz is someone who is a dude.

Someone who is a dude is Laz.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 4, 2004

redneck bob

what bob is called when he gets caught in the sun, gets a red neck, and grabs a pitchfork and starts humping his sister and marrying his cousins, and saying "yeehaw"

redneck bob humped my sister, then humped his sister, then humped your sister.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004

what if

the thing that people with other thongs say. like what if I had green feet? would that rule, or would that rule? in fact, I think as a subjective it would have to rule more than ruling itself. Being the secondary subjective to the first, then I would have to say that having green feet would rule more than ruling would rule if it were ruling itself's rules.






















































































































































































































































































Confused? You should be.

Mary went to the store and said "what if I walked into traffic blindly?"

This word rules. Also, if you hadn't guessed by now (if you haven't you are scum and an imbecile), I am better than you, and I rule.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 4, 2004

Him

Him suck.

Ville Valo is a fish.

Him sucked so much they had to be put down.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 4, 2004

transexual bob

what we call sheila when she gets her cock on.

transexual bob's cock fell off into my martini.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004