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Astaroth

Astaroth is the Twenty-ninth Spirit listed in the Goetia, who governs 40 Legions. He appears as a hurtful angel riding a dragonlike beast & carrying a viper in his right hand. Those who summon him need the Magical Ring to guard against Astaroth's breath. He gives true answers, knows of past, present & future events, can discover secrets, & can also describe the fall of himself & the other spirits. He also teaches liberal sciences.

Contrary to what many overweight and pathetic video game players may think, Soul Calibur did not invent the name Astaroth. Otherwise, there would be a copyright to it, like there is for "Necrid".

I would not like to meet Astaroth and his legions in a dark alley.

by Someone December 21, 2003

MTV

the worst channel on the planet that stands for music television, but dosent play music anymore

dont watch the channel

by someone February 23, 2005

carlosorn

A god-like computer programmer, sometimes even referred to as a computer saint. Nobody can actually achieve his level, it is the ultimate orgasmic state of programing envied by both newbies and expert.

I'm a good programmer, but nothing like Vorn.

by Someone March 10, 2004

High school

fun times, but only in cool classes like band. and you sometimes get alot of study halls. much more fun than junior high.

most classes suck, some dont

didnt you graduate from high school?

by someone March 4, 2005

STSAOMF

Short for Spray That Shit All Over My Face

please STSAOMF

by someone February 6, 2003

walking on eggshells

To watch what you say or do around a certain person because anything might set him or her off.

Everyone hates me; I'm walking on eggshells all the time.

by someone March 8, 2005

Injury

Damage done to a body part that results in it being broken.

This rash is not an injury.

by Someone June 21, 2004