Somebody 's definitions

Schlong

A term popularized by Beavis and Butt-head that refers to the Penis.

by somebody October 17, 2003

Sandy Susan

When you ride a chick at a beach and you get sand in her moist cave making it mushy and uncomfortable, but you keep fucking.

I gave Becky a Sandy Susan at the beach, and she was queefing dirt bullets all over my cock.

by Somebody March 29, 2005

FX

An extremely large land mammal that live in dark places (such as caves and under rocks). Often acts aggressive to others that it feels are invading its territory.

Female Hiker: Whoa! I tried to look in that cave but the FX inside tried to bite my head off!

by somebody August 10, 2004

pw3n

A silly abbreviation of the equally silly word "pwn," which is derived from a misspelling of the word "own."

It is used to indicate superiority.

I'm cool I scored 4 million points playing Pac-Man. I totally pw3n Inky's ass.

by Somebody December 12, 2003

tori amos

Dynamic singer-songwriter-pianist noted for her cultlike following, mostly uninterpretable lyics, controversial subject matter, and flaming red hair. Born Myra Ellen Amos to Edison and Mary Amos of Maryland in 1963 (with dark brown hair; she dyes it), she began playing piano at age 2, began classical training at Peabody conservatory at age 5, began playing in piano bars at age 13, and moved to LA at 21. While there she survived a ual assault which inspired her to co-form the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network (RAINN) and write the haunting, a capella Me and a Gun. She is now married to her sound engineer, Mark Hawley, and they live in Cornwall with daughter Natashya. Her albums to date (and first singles in parentheses) are 1988's Y Kant Tori Read (featuring Cool On Your Island), 1992's Little Earthquakes (featuring Silent All These Years), 1994's Under the Pink (God), 1996's Boys for Pele (Caught a Lite Sneeze), 1998's From the Choirgirl Hotel (Spark), 1999's To Venus and Back (Bliss), 2001's Strange Little Girls (an album of covers, featuring the title track), 2003's Scarlet's Walk (featuring A Sorta Fairytale), and 2005's The Beekeeper (Sleeps with Butterflies). She is often compared to singer-songwriter Kate Bush, more for lack of similarity to anyone else than any actual similarity to each other. Interestingly and slightly ironically, her best-selling album, Boys for Pele, was preceeded by a power struggle between herself and her record label, in which they threatened to and followed through with promoting her as little as legally possible.

Tori amos is god. Let's rent a minivan and follow her around the country on tour.

by somebody March 6, 2005

timeth

Someone who whores around and leeches files without uploading.

Oh look at him, he is such a timeth, going around and downloading from those people then sleeping with them.

by Somebody September 16, 2004

hatred

A person who should be told that they, contarary to whatever they think, are not funny and should stop trying to be.

by Somebody July 1, 2003