UFF

A small bear that has cocks on his face.

UFF has cocks on his face.

by Somebody September 29, 2003

Homortified

When guys are watching porn and suddenly are aroused by the wrong ass.

Two guys watching porn:

*Guy appears on screen*

Guy 1: *boing* I've just been homortified!

by Somebody February 12, 2005

FOCUS OF TEH KICK

When you focus a kick, preferably aimed at someone’s face.

If you don't watch yoself, I might just have to use the FOCUS OF TEH KICK!

by Somebody April 05, 2004

Johnny Depp

The son of God. The sexiest man alive. I wish I were his wife, that lucky mutha. Hey, maybe when his son is a bit older, we'll get to drool all over him too, neh?

Johnny Depp should be a lollypop.
Johnny Depp should be a Blow-up doll.
Johnny Depp should be a RELIGION!

by Somebody December 16, 2003

planes hit the towers

The event that happened on 9/11/01.

I was in New York when the planes hit the towers.

by somebody August 09, 2003

midget porn

half price at your local porn retailer

by somebody February 20, 2003

somebody

Someone who is laughing at you for wasting your time for writing all of that.

by Somebody July 10, 2003