SomeCaliGirl's definitions

Putin warns

An empty threat.
The US's equivalent to "China's final warning".

"Hey, did you hear? Putin warns that he'll attack the US."
"That's not going to happen."
"What makes you so sure?"
""Putin warns", that alone means it's an empty threat."

by SomeCaliGirl February 10, 2023

Cake woman

A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.

Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.

by SomeCaliGirl August 18, 2022

weenie

A slang term for Dachshund.

What'd ya name your weenie dog?

by SomeCaliGirl April 29, 2024

free trial of death

sleep

Son: Hey, when's Dad's free trial of death going to be over?
Mom: Sigh, why can't you just call it sleep, like a normal person?

by SomeCaliGirl June 23, 2022

heavy stealth

Nobody can see you if there are no witnesses.

"I use heavy stealth."

by SomeCaliGirl January 23, 2024

Footwriting

Handwriting so bad, it looks like you wrote it with your feet.

If only there was a magic spell or computer algorithm that can decode footwriting.

by SomeCaliGirl February 28, 2024

this week's laughing stock

The joke of the internet, until the next one comes along. Due to the short attention span of the collective internet, being the laughing stock for an entire week is very bad.

"I will dig up every bit of dirt you have and make you this week's laughing stock."

by SomeCaliGirl October 1, 2022