Definitions by SomeCaliGirl

so to say 

An uncommon variation of "so to speak" and "that is to say", possibly originating from the two phrases being mixed together or the direct translation of the German phrase 'so zu sagen'. Either way, it gets the point across.

"When that happens, it's best to "do as the Romans do", so to say.

so to say by SomeCaliGirl November 30, 2023

Florida man 

One of the many nicknames of homo insanus. You can find homo insanus all over the US, Australia, Ireland, and former Soviet Union countries, but the densest population is found in Florida.

Ah yes, a Florida man in its natural habitat.

Florida man by SomeCaliGirl October 4, 2023

puppyish 

#1 Something related to are like a puppy

#2 (typically of an action) cute and adorable, something a puppy would do

#1 That cloud looks puppyish

#2 She did a little puppyish dance

puppyish by SomeCaliGirl June 6, 2023

Putin warns 

An empty threat.
The US's equivalent to "China's final warning".

"Hey, did you hear? Putin warns that he'll attack the US."
"That's not going to happen."
"What makes you so sure?"
""Putin warns", that alone means it's an empty threat."

Putin warns by SomeCaliGirl February 10, 2023

this week's laughing stock

The joke of the internet, until the next one comes along. Due to the short attention span of the collective internet, being the laughing stock for an entire week is very bad.

"I will dig up every bit of dirt you have and make you this week's laughing stock."

this week's laughing stock by SomeCaliGirl October 1, 2022

Cake woman 

A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.

Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.

Cake woman by SomeCaliGirl August 18, 2022

free trial of death 

sleep

Son: Hey, when's Dad's free trial of death going to be over?
Mom: Sigh, why can't you just call it sleep, like a normal person?

free trial of death by SomeCaliGirl June 23, 2022