by SomeCaliGirl April 29, 2024
A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.
Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.
by SomeCaliGirl August 18, 2022
A truck that's not used for actual truck things. These trucks are typically bought by urban and suburban men to look cool and are subsequently impractically large with short beds. These trucks often serve as those men's daily drivers despite the heaviest load they will ever carry being groceries.
"Ugh! These prop truck drivers and their oversized back-sides don't know how to park. They're sticking out into the aisle."
by SomeCaliGirl July 15, 2025
"Hey, did you hear? Putin warns that he'll attack the US."
"That's not going to happen."
"What makes you so sure?"
""Putin warns", that alone means it's an empty threat."
"That's not going to happen."
"What makes you so sure?"
""Putin warns", that alone means it's an empty threat."
by SomeCaliGirl February 10, 2023
An uncommon variation of "so to speak" and "that is to say", possibly originating from the two phrases being mixed together or the direct translation of the German phrase 'so zu sagen'. Either way, it gets the point across.
by SomeCaliGirl November 30, 2023
Son: Hey, when's Dad's free trial of death going to be over?
Mom: Sigh, why can't you just call it sleep, like a normal person?
Mom: Sigh, why can't you just call it sleep, like a normal person?
by SomeCaliGirl June 23, 2022
The joke of the internet, until the next one comes along. Due to the short attention span of the collective internet, being the laughing stock for an entire week is very bad.
by SomeCaliGirl October 01, 2022