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Pacifist

A pacifist is not to be confused with someone who doesn't want to fight, though the word often is. A pacifist won't fight you no matter what. A lot of people see someone with long hair and think all people with long hair are pacifists by nature, without really knowing anything about the person they're trying to get into something with.
The guy kept talking shit to the guy who didn't want to fight him because he thought anybody who didn't want to fight was the same as a pacifist who passed on the fists.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2019
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Crystal methican

1) a Mexican hooked on crystal meth
2) the proper pronunciation of crystal Mexican by a Mexican hooked on crystal meth, as Meth rots the teeth and causes words to sound out different than a non Methhead speaker
My neighbor in my old town was a crystal Methican.
by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016
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Poser

Someone who's always someone other than who they were growing up.
The poser never told anybody he/she was a poser.
by Solid Mantis December 11, 2020
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Polka dot underwear

The emperor always wanted people to think he/ she was loose and not uptight when that was convienient, then to think that he/she was wholesome and serious when that was convienient. He/she looked like a clown in his/her polka dot underwear, and no longer had to be concerned about his/her appearance to the world, or what people thought of him/her the way everybody else was.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
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Asshole

A guy who's really not a popular guy with other people.
Most people who knew the asshole wanted him dead, there wasn't much thought about him besides that.
by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020
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Fraud

A guy who goes around dressed in a shining armor costume and says he's a dragonslayer.
The guy came up with a lot of stuff while goofing around, he said he had slain 6 dragons already, really he was a fraud first and a knight was something he pretended to be to fuck with people.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019
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Agnostic

A way for someone to keep saying God Bless you when somebody sneezes without believing in any God. A way for someone to go to church and say something like spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch without holding anything about church sacred. A way to play all sides of the fence.
An agnostic doesn't want any negative stigma that goes with being an atheist or a non believer, but they don't want to come across as a religious nut standing in the street with a bullhorn preaching about people needing to repent of their sins. Really an agnostic wants to laugh at both the religious nut in the street and the atheist or devil worshipper, what is a more cowardly view of things than being an agnostic? You either believe in something in full, or you don't believe in it at all, it's simple and there is no in between.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
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