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No wonder some groups of people seem a little more desperate to get people to vote this year, they want to perpetuate their illusion of having more rights than they actually do, kind of like a herd. The process of voting, the whole atmosphere of going to the polling stations and voting helps maintain the illusion of a country being more democratic than it really is.
by Solid Mantis October 30, 2020

The girl would shoot first, then run second, or would cut first, then run second. She always acted tough, and preached a tough walk, but really she was a sprinter by nature and always had been, since people don't change with time.
by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

The pink gang would be a gang of females who tries to intimidate people threats of bombings, arson, genital mutilation, court, and imprisonment.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

The instigator would rather fuck with somebody else's life or talk shit about it than tend to their own (if there was one to tend to, if it wasn't a facade of a life to show everyone).
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.
Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it. What was the other thing Kevin's big brother said when he was 5? Oh yea, what are you lookin at? That's what it was. Say that too if anybody looks at you. You just gotta keep practicing, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, 7 minutes. You got a lit fuse attached to you!
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020

Females have privileges males don't, like not being expected to react with violence when something that isn't right is done to a female, or in a lot of other circumstances where males are expected to handle something like men and not like mice. There is a double standard working in a female's favor for every double standard that works in a male's favor, and really you could do the same thing with black and white if you really wanted to, though most of the focus tends to be on white males most ofthe time. Big daddy white protector.
Female prvilege is something you hardly hear about, and one people don't really talk about, but the piece that can make more moves than any other piece on a chessboard isn't the king or the knight. If male privilege and white privilege are fact and not misinformation, then so is female privilege and black privilege.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

Leroy ended up like a jigsaw puzzle with a few pieces missing after her husband Jigsaw finished his game, and Leroy lost.
by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021
