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Toilet paper

The same kinds of people who bought all the toilet paper will be the ones trying to get more restrictions and shut downs while they make money off the toilet paper and water, allowing them to go without being policed, while trying to get everyone else policed, it's the way some people have always been.
What kind of hypocrisy is worse than the shit people are doing with the toilet paper and water. Its silliness, but that doesn't make it funny.
by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020
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Joke

A guy who falls short in having a sense of humor is a joke, a clown.
The guy is a joke because he doesn't laugh at our pranks.
by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018
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Hacked

When somebody thinks they're more clever than you, they'll try and tell you something was hacked. If it was just hacked, the money would still be there.
Your bank account wasnt hacked, your money was stolen bro.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Image

Someone who cares more about whether people think they're caring people or not than they care about their own families, since a positive image gets better TV ratings and sells more product.
Lindsay cared more about whether people liked unicorn commercials than she did about her own family, since a caring image sold better than a cruel image, even if the latter was closer to the real her, if there was such a thing.
by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020
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E rape

1) Raping a girl on ecstasy.
2) Using an online site or online dating site to rape a female, also called iRape
The inhuman bastard was a 21st century predator, committing e rape after e rape.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018
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Teacher

Someone who teaches.
I've never been a teacher, so you've never taken any classes of mine.
by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021
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Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.
Even if he/she filed his/her teeth down into serrated edges and wore black contacts, he/she still wouldn't have anybody convinced that he/she was really a shark. He/she was a poser, posing as a man eating denizen of the seas.
by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021
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