Solid mantis's definitions

Blonkey

A black guy who's like a white guy, sometimes more like a white guy than a white guy.

The blonkey is gonna fuck up when he tries to dance with a black girl. He shoulda stuck with white chicks.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2018

Praise seeking

Not the same as attention seeking, a praise seeking person isn't needy with attention. A praise seeking person is needy with compliments. A praise seeking person needs a compliment every 30 seconds or they think they longer exist.

If you got 50 compliments already that day from 50 different guys, you don't need another one. You could take one or two and make those last the rest of the day. If you needed 50 compliments today, you'll need at least 50 tomorrow, and you'll be just as praise seeking.

by Solid Mantis December 31, 2019

Mama's girl

If your mother is on your side, so is your father, so is everybody in life, from people you just met to people you've known a long time.

The mama's girl always thought that everyone else had a better life, or that they all thought they were better, when really it was her that thought they thought they were better and not them.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

Madget

An angry midget.

Don't fuck with that dude, he may be four foot seven but he's one hell of a madget when you push him too far.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2017

Apology

An apology only works with someone that forgives.

An apology doesnt really do anything, it's better to go ahead and do something on purpose that you wont be forgiven for later.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Lsd

I didn't hallucinate, but visuals were subtle at first. The first noticeable one was an image which multiplied into repeated images of the original overlaying what I was looking at. Sinks drip loudly for auditory effect, and visually, objects swirl instead of the wavy mushroom visual experience. White people's faces turn red, things hundreds of feet away appear to be right there in front of you. And feeling ten feet tall, where on mushrooms one may feel smaller. The most interesting effects are all mental, a deep connection to humankind, in a religious and scientific way at the same time. Acid is stellar, where mushrooms are earth.

Lsd has influenced many musicians, artists, actors and comics since before the 60s.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016

112 pound weakling

Someone desperate to look fit and strong to the world, and like anything that isn't a poodle.

You gotta look deeper than the cute cuddly surface of the 112 pound weakling, don't underestimate the girl, she might or might not be all talk, if it really matters as much to anybody else as it does to her what people think of her.

by Solid Mantis December 6, 2019