Solid mantis's definitions

Coronavirus poser

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.

The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

One sided

Seeing everyone's double standard but your own would be one sided.

The girl thought she knew who was one sided and who wasn't. Really, everyone is a one sided hypocrite, it's just a matter of what degree their hypocrisy goes (how far they keep going with it). It's why there are so many sides.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Diamond in the rough

Something a bully calls themself.

Nobody really thought there was any roughness to the girl that called herself a diamond in the rough but herself, everybody else just thought she was a bully who was silly more often than not.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Sally ride

Another name for a Salvia trip, or the effect of smoking Salvia divornum.

Make your your seatbelt is fastened and tight, you don't want to be able to move around when you fuse with your seat or end up becoming the plastic bag in a trash can. You want to be strapped in tight for the Sally ride.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016

Rays

It's interesting how the Dodgers don't accuse the Rays of cheating, since they beat the Rays. It's also interesting how nobody ever accuses a team like the Dodgers of lying, cheating, or stealing (when they don't get beat). The 2 teams that got accused of cheating happened to be teams that beat the Dodgers in a World Series.

The Dodgers like the Rays because they didn't get beat by the Rays, so they didn't think the Rays cheated, they thought the Rays played fair baseball. They might not have thought that if they got beat again, there would be all kinds of scandals and whining again in baseball.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020

Sports announcer

Somebody that might one day say something that might backfire while trying to play up to somebody's ego.

The fans wanted to see their home team win the game, but even the most die hard fans were saying Would you stop sucking the guy's dick? to the announcer after he called the athlete the Cock of the Walk. Yeah, the guy isn't getting paid to say nothing, but even if he wants the world to know how attractive he thinks the guy is, why would he do it in a sports arena? That's as bad as proposing at a sports arena or stadium. People watching the game are watching the same game as the sports announcer, they don't need everything inflated to excess or done to excess to enjoy a game.

by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021

Narcissist

A guy with no rivals.

You have opponents? You qualify as a narcissist then, since opponents are not rivals.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018