Solid mantis's definitions

Actions

Things that come with consequences.

People do what they want, and they should do what they want, as long as they're also doing the consequences for every one of their actions. There's a lot of people quick to defend their right to do as they please, but they don't want to do the consequences that come with doing what they please. They're quick to try and hold someone else accountable for something, but if someone holds them accountable for their actions, they claim to have had to be subserviant around the other person. That isn't free spirited, it's weak.

by Solid Mantis March 31, 2021

Hornet's nest

A group of people or a place these people engage in a confrontation of interests, land, politics, or ideas with a larger, more powerful group.

The city was called a hornet's nest of rebellion by a general of the British empire, so he didn't come back without his troops, and still faced defeat.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016

Dork wedge

A wedge of numerous dorks of all shades, a blob of dorks.

The dork wedge was slowly moving up the sidewalk, laughing at that dude like there was something wrong with him for having the audacity to be there on a sidewalk they owned.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

Weak person

The kind that would kill to prove they weren't weak.

The girl went to get some money from the guy's house who she said owed her money, and she wasn't going to let him start laughing at her the way everyone else did over it, so she shot him dead to prove to him she wasn't a weak person. Really, she was the worst kind of weak person. A male who does the same thing is the worst kind of weak person, therefore it is not unfair to a female to say the same thing about a female who does the same thing. She was tired of being called weak her whole life, and she couldn't let another person get away with laughing at her.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020

Lance Ballinstrong

A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.

Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

False

If something is false, it isnt made up, its false.

The story wasnt made up, it was bullshit, it was false.

by Solid Mantis July 22, 2020

Together

If you've spent enough of your life separating from everyone you've ever known, you know damn well that nobody else in this country is together on anything either, no matter what bullshit the media or a politician tells you.

Nobody is as together as they seem to be.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020