Sawing

Execution by cutting a guy in half by a 2 man saw.
Sawing was the emperor's favorite way to half a guy he wanted dead.

He's been halved, you gentleman have done enough until it's time to cut another guy up.
by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017
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Chicken shit

A few more things on a chicken shit's bucket list along with fighting drunks and junkies for adventure are fighting paralyzed or terminally ill kids, fighting elderly Jews with dementia, and fighting someone with a life threatening injury someone else inflicted.
A chicken shit has to try everything at least once, even beating a 95 year old lady to death before taking everything she has.
by Solid Mantis September 13, 2019
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TSA

The TSA is talking about checking people to see if they are who they say they are, meanwhile nobody is checking the TSA (or police) to make sure they are who they say they are.
The TSA is as full of shit as cops.
by Solid Mantis September 4, 2020
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Comedy

Something said or done that is intended to be taken as something other than comedy isn't meant to be taken as comedy.
Going to a comedy show is meant to be taken as comedy, when you go to a show you know why you're there, you go to a show intentionally to laugh at intentional jokes and humor. The show is meant to be taken as comedy. Outside of a show, not everything is meant to be taken as comedy, which is one reason people go to a show, to laugh at shit that wasn't funny that happened in their lives. Still, outside a comedy show everything isn't meant to be taken as comedy.
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018
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Girly boy

Girly boys like to become hair stylists and world leaders, shit like that. They want to one day cut off more than just hair, since that could get boring.
One day a girly boy near you will conquer the world and it will become his world.
by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018
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Tough neighborhood

Since income is not the factor that makes a neighborhood a tough neighborhood, it must be a neighborhood that's been around a while. A newer neighborhood hasn't been broken in yet must be the logic that separates one from the other. Like most neighborhoods though, there will be some who think its a great place to live, some who think it's boring, and some who make it sound like the most interesting place on earth, beyond just a great place to live or grow up.
The guy made his neighborhood sound like a war zone when he wanted more respect, and the most interesting place on earth when people didn't think he was interesting, always talking about shootings and robberies. Talking about a tough neighborhood can get as overrated as some of the parties described as the most popular can be. A bunch of people in the same place at the same time isn't always interesting.
by Solid Mantis August 18, 2019
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