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A way to get peole to believe that a lot more things revolve around Jupiter than they actually do in real life.
Even if astrology was based on the Sun, hopefully people would question it rather than believe it. But anything based on the orbit of Jupiter is plain suspect.
by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021
Get the Astrologymug. People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019
Get the Garden hosemug. Someone who claims to be a tomboy one minute, then a girly girl the next, then a nerd, then a pop culture enthusiast, then a badass or a rebellious one, then a scientist or medical expert , then a real estate agent, then a food lover, depending on which group of people they want to play that day.
The sideless girl seemed fun at first to the people who didnt already know her well, it wasnt going to be until years later when their group ended up played against another opposing group that they knew that it was everyone else who had a side but the sideless girl. The sideless girl thought they were all mentally in their single digit years still, and that people who had a side were fools.
by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020
Get the Sidelessmug. Someone who compromises who they are on a daily basis to make money and thinks that if you dont do the same thing, it's coming from your ego.
by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020
Get the Posermug. Played by yourself.
He/she tried to slowly drive so many people crazy/play so many people, he/she wound up having something wrong with him/her. He/she was self played.
by Solid Mantis August 8, 2020
Get the Self playedmug. Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.
The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.
by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020
Get the Invisible mistressesmug. The girl had a wholesome image. You would think she had never done anything wrong in her life, since it was all the boys who went to the yard (jail) over her.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021
Get the Wholesome imagemug.