Solid mantis's definitions
The toilet paper stores still have.
Even the hardasses aren't buying the 180 grit toilet paper, they try to get one of the other brands first, which is why the stores only have the 180 grit left.
by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020

Bad people are evil.
Ashton's tyranny would one day come to an end, as none would be bullied or stepped on by Ashton's boot or suffer by Ashton's evil once Ashton's heart stopped.
by Solid Mantis April 5, 2019

Girl-He raped me, the guy sitting across from me.
Rapist 1-I've been coming to groups, I haven't raped anybody in 2 years.
Rapist 2-2 years? You sick son of a bitch, I've been coming to groups for 10 years now and I've been able to keep my pants on for as long as I've been coming to groups.
Rapist 3-I just took a 12 year old girls virginity the other night, I don't know if I should talk about it since you guys are doing better than me.
Rapist 1 and 2-No we don't judge in Rapists Anonymous.
Rapist 1-I've been coming to groups, I haven't raped anybody in 2 years.
Rapist 2-2 years? You sick son of a bitch, I've been coming to groups for 10 years now and I've been able to keep my pants on for as long as I've been coming to groups.
Rapist 3-I just took a 12 year old girls virginity the other night, I don't know if I should talk about it since you guys are doing better than me.
Rapist 1 and 2-No we don't judge in Rapists Anonymous.
by Solid Mantis June 3, 2019

His/her saint complex was a way for him/her to convince himself/herself that he/she had nothing to hide from anybody.
by Solid Mantis March 4, 2021

Dude, your little brother/sister is too rough to be true. I don't know who he/she is trying to be now, but it certainly isnt who he/she was growing up.
by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

1) George W Bush is a poser, he's from Connecticut and poses as a Texas boy.
2) The midget behind the counter calling the soccer dad a suburban geek was from suburban Philly himself, which made him both a poser and a hypocrite. He was one of the hypocrites who thought everybody wasn't a hypocrite, especially himself.
2) The midget behind the counter calling the soccer dad a suburban geek was from suburban Philly himself, which made him both a poser and a hypocrite. He was one of the hypocrites who thought everybody wasn't a hypocrite, especially himself.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019

Underground artists spent most of their time in rabbit holes or hawking their shit from private parking garages at night. They thought the sun might turn them too dust, and they didn't want to lose their fangs.
by Solid Mantis March 26, 2021
