Solid mantis's definitions

On sight

When there is no money being made off it, most people that talk about on site shit aren't going to do anything but bait somebody into a possible jail visit over what they say or do in response to being antagonized by some pussy.

D tried to get all his friends to come watch the fun of getting this crackhead dude locked up for saying or doing something really stupid on sight.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2018

Joke

There are people who go as far as to think you're egotistical and not just uptight if you don't laugh at their joke. They literally think if you don't think everything they think is funny is just as funny, that you don't know how to live. There are people who like golf, and there are people who think golf is bullshit.

There are people who will never laugh at the joke you just told, they have their reasons. You don't have to see how or why they think the way they do.

by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019

Poser

A white guy that says TIA in Omaha to sound tougher.

Guy that thinks he's Leonardo Di Caprio at the bar- TIA, right my brew.

Bartender- No, not TIA, TIO. This is Omaha, I know because I am one of two black guys here. This is not Africa my man. I will not be a poser with you.

by Solid Mantis May 10, 2021

Infravert

These people are sensed as heat rather than seen and heard. Out of sight out of mind? Not at all, people can tell they are not alone, but they cannot prove it to themselves.

The house down the street growing up was not haunted. The man who lived there was just an infravert, that's all.

by Solid Mantis November 1, 2016

Cam Newton

The day Cam Newton stopped having fun playing football was the day Cam Newton started thinking about winning and losing, and started blaming racism and all the outside stuff that didnt matter. Since racism doesnt define who and what somebody is, neither do slogans and phrases, or police incidents, even if theres a lot of focus on these things by the media. The media doesnt define all of what somebody is, it doesnt encapsulate somebody.

No team wants to lose, no team likes to lose, it's not human to enjoy losing. Still, theres not much of a point to winning if you're not having a good time, and when winning becomes more important to you than having a good time, youre missing the point of it all. The point is not to win sometimes, it's how you got to where you're going that you go back to if you get lost, or lose sight of what you were once trying to (or succeeding at) do(ing). People in Carolina didnt want to see Cam Newton go, but he did have a choice, he wasnt left with no choice.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2020

Out of the woods

For some kids, out of the woods meant back to where the authority figures they ran to were so they could get other kids in trouble, so much fun to them, or at least they claimed it was, that they had to have popcorn for show to somebody else), so they use the expression out of the woods a lot, but for others, the woods wasn't such a bad place to be.

Not everybody would want to be out of the woods if they were choosing between staying in the woods, and leaving the woods.

by Solid Mantis April 19, 2021

False shark

One way you know people that say that they are sharks are not sharks is sharks don't try to run off other animals. Sharks can also swim without the use of tanks and scuba diving apparatus, that's another way you know that people aren't like sharks, even if they claim to be.

He/she must have been in a silly mood when he/she claimed to be a shark, but nobody thought he/she wasn't a false shark when he/she made the claim.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019