Solid mantis's definitions
When somebody goes home, they're not setting up a base. Bases are everywhere, home is just one place.
by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019

A girl (or guy) who likes to play with fire (or have someone else start one). Some arsonists are unknown.
by Solid Mantis August 24, 2019

Shad- Oh shit how did I get out this far?
Lifeguard- You look like you're in trouble man, are you okay?
Shad- No I'm not okay look at me man. I'm in a fuckin riptide man!
Lifeguard- Do you have any last words?
Shad- Its too late for me, just save my son. Wuuuuuwwwwwooooooaaaaahhhh!
Lifeguard-Did you want me to add wuuuuuwwwwwooooooaaaaahhhh to the record so people know how brave and musical you can be at the same time? Nobody will mess with you if you make it back to shore then. Shad??? Shad are you still with us?
Lifeguard- You look like you're in trouble man, are you okay?
Shad- No I'm not okay look at me man. I'm in a fuckin riptide man!
Lifeguard- Do you have any last words?
Shad- Its too late for me, just save my son. Wuuuuuwwwwwooooooaaaaahhhh!
Lifeguard-Did you want me to add wuuuuuwwwwwooooooaaaaahhhh to the record so people know how brave and musical you can be at the same time? Nobody will mess with you if you make it back to shore then. Shad??? Shad are you still with us?
by Solid Mantis May 22, 2020

A word some use to make the person/team that would usually win the the team that needs support, in order to make the other guy(s) the bully. It's a defensive strategy, that way you're always the underdog if you don't make it, and never the bully when you do, what kind of hypocrisy is worse than that?
The guy or team would call everybody else out on something while doing the exact same thing as what he/they were calling others out on. The guy team/would try and cut it as bullies without any of the negative stigma that goes with the title, then he/they would pretend to be underdog who was being picked on by the big, bad bully when it was convenient to do so.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019

The person who made the first chess board and pieces made the queen the most powerful piece on the board to make the game difficult, since people would lose interest in it quickly if anybody could do well at it the first time they played without trying.
The queen is the most powerful piece in chess because the queen can do things no other piece can do, the queen has always had more freedom than any any other chess piece. Think of what you could get done in chess if more pieces had the freedom to make as many different moves as the queen makes. Theres too many people that think life is exactly like chess or monopoly, that it's all a game for everybody.
by Solid Mantis October 10, 2020

The girl was a model citizen. She was law abiding, it was everyone else who was the criminals. Her double standards didn't count as double standards.
by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019
