Solid mantis's definitions
If you've ever wondered what a guy five foot nothing or shorter would look like fucking a girl in a magazine, your ex-wife, or even your mother, sit back, relax, and put on some midget poem.
Hey, that's the 4'11" DJ fucking who is that my ex wife fuck. The worst part about this video is this guy has a bigger dick than I do and he's 4'11". At least my ex wife is happy with the little dude. I'm turning off the midget porn for the night.
by Solid Mantis May 9, 2019
Get the Midget pornmug. The first guy to be Dalton in Roadhouse was an original, the next guy to try and be Dalton after him was a lame, inauthentic, low-frequency imbecile.
by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021
Get the Daltonmug. Another way of saying reptilians are measuring people's patience and tolerance for their bullshit social experiment.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021
Get the Draconian measuresmug. Democrat, Republican, New Guy/Girl party doesn't matter, politics is the same bullshit in a different form no matter what party is in power.
by Solid Mantis February 4, 2020
Get the Politicsmug. If you're not on psychadelics, there is no such thing as people of color, or people who have color in their skin. Nobody is really white, with the exception of albinos. The people who are called white but are not Albino (Caucasian) are actually in the light peach-beige range to a tan shade of skin. The people with the darkest skin still have dark brown skin, and brown is not really a color. Asians and Indians have bronze skin to tan skin, so they aren't really red or yellow either.
The black female was trying to insult the white male by saying he was without color. In reality, so was she and everybody else, which made her a moron, kind of like the kind of exaggeration it took to compare voting restrictions to Jim Crow laws was moronic.
by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021
Get the Whitemug. A princess with a face only a mother could love, and a mouth that inspires nothing but resentment in and between others.
If you weren't the warden's daughter, boys wouldn't be going to the yard for no reason. Have you delivered one of your special executions lately Percy?
by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021
Get the Warden's daughtermug. Someone to blame when things backfire in someone else's life. There is actually no idiot brother, just like there is no boogeyman.
by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020
Get the Idiot brothermug.