Electronic Gaming Monthly, A great video game magazine that is 10000x cooler than all the stupid ones like OPM and Gamepro. They offer good, honest reviews and have great April Fools Jokes.
In the April 2003 issue, EGM said that in Dead or Alive Extrem Beach Volleyball you could unlock a topless code. Those sad 45 year old virgin losers are still in their mom's basement trying to unlock it.
by Solid Snake April 01, 2004
The greatest system of all time, hands down. Even coming a year before XBox it is still superior because it has good games with actual gameplay instead of graphics. And if you want a game with good graphics check out Gran Turismo 4 so you can stop complaining like a little bitch. Those who have XBox try to recruit stupid morons into getting such a waist of money so they don't feel bad. For every good game XBox has Playstion has about 200 good ones. Those who are true gamers own a Playstation or a Nintendo. Those who own an XBox are wannabe gamers and will never be a real one.
Hey look that guy has an XBox, lets rape him in a dark alley with a lead pipe until he screams with blood dripping down his ass and mouth because he screamed so much. There's a guy with a Playstation 2. Now that's a guy with real taste. I'll give him a million dollars. Hell I'll give him everything I own because it is such a perfect system.
by Solid Snake March 04, 2005
A nuclear-equipped walking battle tank also equipped with state-of-the-art conventional weaponry such as missiles, heavy machine guns, and lasers. It's main selling point was its ability to launch a variety of nuclear warheads toward anywhere on Earth from any location. It had the ability to more independently and instead of using a standard nuclear launch module, it was equipped with a weapon, which allowed it to launch a nuclear weapon with no external support. Since it could operate from regions, which were up to that point not on the world's nuclear strategy map, it was a weapon that destroyed the sensitive balance of nuclear deterrence and represented an enormous threat to the entire world.
You would really not want to be standing in front of Metal Gear Rex if it had a pilot who was unfriendly towards you....
by Solid Snake June 23, 2004
A boss in Metal Gear Solid. He uses his psychic powers to control Meryl's mind. he also likes to read your memory card and see what game saves you have on it.
by Solid Snake March 12, 2004
by Solid Snake October 22, 2004