She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.
by Solid Mantis January 05, 2021
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
The guy wanted to look for trouble by calling anyone who had ever tried drugs (especially drugs other than weed) in their life a druggie. He liked that sort of thing, he thought it was hilarious.
by Solid Mantis December 01, 2020
A female who can't stand most of the males she met in life, but thinks the females are the most wonderful people for being female rather than for being wonderful people.
Female's liberator- Waaaaaah, I can't stand my father and brother, all they do is make me feel like shit! I'm gonna dedicate my life to whining about how unfair males are to females, and I'm gonna dedicate my life to being the worst kind of bully, the kind of bully who makes everyone else but me the bad guy. Every female should get a prize for being female and being born.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019
The WHO trip to China seemed more like a trip to defer suspicion to China and make China the enemy than a trip to get to the bottom of the mystery of where the virus started to spread like wildfire. Pigs would be as unwitting in their role of spreading a manufactured virus as they would any other kind of virus, just like bats and most humans. These animals would do the weaponizing of the virus for somebody who wanted it spread, to where nobody would have to weapinize it. A lot of medical suppliers and healthcare industries have benefitted from the virus financially, and they're not the only ones who have. Many governments have nearly taken totalitarian control of their populations, and have justified all of this by pointing to the virus as the enemy of the people. Even if people get vaccinated, they can still die from the virus, so the Machiavellian sense of hope and morale boost that came with the long wait for and arrival of the vaccine is something to take with a grain of salt, and question, just like anything else coming from an authoritative source.
by Solid Mantis March 05, 2021
Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.
Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.
Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.
Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
by Solid Mantis January 01, 2021