Solid Mantis's definitions

Queen bee

Someone who thinks the world revolves around them.

The queen bee child had not yet discovered that the world had never revolved around her in the first place, any more than it did anyone else. She had tried to convince the world desperately that she wasn't 3 by wearing an adult facade on the surface for most of her life.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Title

A title doesn't always tell you much about a person.

Most of the people that held a title of Mr. or Miss Texas, or Oklahoma, or Kansas before him/her actually were from Texas, Kansas, or Oklahoma.

by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021

Plan

A waste of time. You always die before you plan on dying.

Based on the case outcome, those dorks want to tell people in every city what their plan is like they own the place, and turn the whole thing into bullshit.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Smallest penis contest

A contest where the guy with the shrimp dick gets the prize.

Irish guy- All right, my penis is smaller, its always been smaller.
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2019

Wildfire

A wildfire is intense, but usually short lived, most dont last, they go and fuck themselves. Every now and then you have one that lasts well over a year, but not hundreds or thousands of years. At some point, it burns out. Fuel isnt renewable, once its burned up, it's gone for good.

Wildfire lasts a while, then life goes on when its finished.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2020

Politician

If you're black and you support Trump, do you ever ask yourself whether he would do the same for you when you get kicked off the plane for not wearing a mask? Do you also ask yourself whether Biden is any better for trying to force you to wear one?

No matter what they tell you, a politician is not on your side. They dont give a fuck about you or your vote, it's a number to them. You're old enough to know this already.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Adjustment

Different than calibrating.

I'm trying hard to think of you as a gangster now, I dont want to underestimate you. It's an adjustment, you really were a dork 25 to 30 years ago, but some people believe that people change, and you try and adjust to how their beliefs are impacting everything and everyone around them, as they become their evil alter ego and are no longer who they were growing up any more.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2020