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Someone more confused about who they are than anything else, though the confusion fills other areas of their life.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
Get the Poser mug.She would act like a gangster, a badass, tough little son of a bitch from the streets of Chicago, or a tough/scary little 4'11 broad from New York, but in reality the girl was a poser from outside Harrisburg who was nothing like the characters she posed as.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
Get the Poser mug.A way of outsaying what somebody is saying when they say he/she made it sound good, or something similar. People who say plausible say it because it has more syllables, and therefore it makes them sound more intelligent from their point of view than someone who uses simple, one syllable words.
The guy/girl was trying to speak the language that he/she thought the most people wanted to hear by saying things like plausible, but in reality, none of them had any interest in who's language he/she was trying to speak. They already understood both what he/she was trying to say and do.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
Get the Plausible mug.Some governments claim to be concerned about their populations, but still require mandatory testing before holidays, putting people in close proximity to each other (which goes against their own 6 foot apart distance restrictions), and essentially creates what they would call a superspreader event. People not getting tested are also not in a crowd of people, and a crowd of people with masks on doesn't seem much (if any) safer than people at a distance with no masks on, or even people in a crowd with masks on (the figure scientists have given so far is that masks lower transmission by single digit percentage rates).
Testing sites seem like a good oppurtunity to spread a virus like wildfire, rather than to contain the wildfire.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
Get the Testing sites mug.If someone did want to weaponize a virus, they wouldn't have to, the birds, the bees, or the bats would do it for them. There's a lot of money to be made in a pandemic, and a lot to gain for some folks, even as everyone else shuts down.
A virus wouldn't need to be weaponized by a human, and a human that wanted one weaponized knows that, so if anybody starts asking questions, they can always give the bats, the birds, or the bees as the answers
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
Get the Virus mug.The kind of person who's an agnostic is usually the same kind of person to claim to be a person of science when that's convenient, in case anybody questions their religious views. The kind of person to think science answers and satisfies a broad range of questions if god or religion does not, that way they're always a step ahead of anybody who doesn't think science, and claiming to be a person of science makes them look serious at times that being a person of god would not (hence the changing from person of god to agnostic, since no belief was held sacred in the first place).
An agnostic thinks their scientific views and scientist friends make them more credible and qualified to make rules or laws for other people and give them orders or restrictions in daily life than people are to make their own rules and determine their own limits and moderations to live by.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
Get the Agnostic mug.A way for someone to keep saying God Bless you when somebody sneezes without believing in any God. A way for someone to go to church and say something like spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch without holding anything about church sacred. A way to play all sides of the fence.
An agnostic doesn't want any negative stigma that goes with being an atheist or a non believer, but they don't want to come across as a religious nut standing in the street with a bullhorn preaching about people needing to repent of their sins. Really an agnostic wants to laugh at both the religious nut in the street and the atheist or devil worshipper, what is a more cowardly view of things than being an agnostic? You either believe in something in full, or you don't believe in it at all, it's simple and there is no in between.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
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