Lawyers always advertise about standing up for people on TV, the same way cops always talk about protecting people on TV. In the movie American Gangster, the actress fucking Russell Crowe's character Richie Robert's tells him to fuck her like a cop, not a lawyer. If cops are already full of shit, and you don't really want them to be the ones protecting you, what does that tell you about lawyers standing up for you?
Relying on lawyers to stand up for you is like waiting on the cops to come and protect you. If you do either one of those things, you're fucked regardess.
by Solid Mantis January 04, 2021
The guy wanted to look for trouble by calling anyone who had ever tried drugs (especially drugs other than weed) in their life a druggie. He liked that sort of thing, he thought it was hilarious, no matter the consequences for everyone involved. He thought that because he was an arrogant son of a bitch who thought he was better than simple folks like that. He was the kind of guy who shot anybody that stood up to him, and claimed it was over a senseless argument, though he knew what his intent was when he said what he said.
by Solid Mantis December 01, 2020
Somebody who is less than one tenth Indian, Asian, black, Hispanic, or anything else trying to be a part of the club.
Indian guy- You will never be one of us round eyes, you are no red man, you don't belong.
1 percenter-All right gimme that pipe, Ill smoke it, Ill do whatever you want.
Indian guy-I didn't say you could hit this, hitting the pipe doesn't make you one of us. You have to blow up every one of the round eyes bikes to be in the red man club, if you don't do it you get hurt round eyes.
1 percenter-Could I hit the pipe a little before I get started on the bikes? I'm a little nervous.
1 percenter-All right gimme that pipe, Ill smoke it, Ill do whatever you want.
Indian guy-I didn't say you could hit this, hitting the pipe doesn't make you one of us. You have to blow up every one of the round eyes bikes to be in the red man club, if you don't do it you get hurt round eyes.
1 percenter-Could I hit the pipe a little before I get started on the bikes? I'm a little nervous.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
Power in the hands of someone too weak to not kill with it is no good to anybody (including the one who's hands it's in) , that's like giving a baby the keys to a car and expecting it not to get wrecked.
by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020
The partner in a relationship that knows they are in the relationship. Enjoys long walks on the beach with people who didn't realize they were being followed. Leaves flowers for people who posted warning signs all over their doors. Writes poetry about dreams that may come but may never come true in real life.
Zeke is a hopeless romantic, he's never going to give up on Barbara even though she's put a restraining order on him.
by Solid Mantis August 01, 2016
A few more things on a list of things people might struggle over are North/South, East/West, revenge, have/have not, meek/bold, and the list goes on to about anything you can think of. People will say/do about anything to get other people to agree/compromise with them getting what they want in the end.
Of course the person or group would say the power struggle was about equality or fairness, something that sounded more noble or righteous than it really was, since all people know that life isn't really fair for anybody. They knew that as kids, before they got good at deceiving people to make money.
by Solid Mantis February 03, 2021
It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?
Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021