Definitions by Solid Mantis
Andrew Cuomo
A guy that wants to fuck the dorks nobody else does, if there is any truth to what they said about him.
Andrew Cuomo was apparently the one guy that was interested in these two girls sexually, and they want him to resign for it. They must think they own the governor's office.
Andrew Cuomo by Solid Mantis March 1, 2021
Bill de Blasio
You have to wonder if Bill de Blasio is going to end up dead like that kid from Charlotte who ran for mayor over what somebody thought was inappropriate to say and needed to be censored.
Bill de Blasio by Solid Mantis March 1, 2021
Sweden
Though Sweden hasn't locked down a year into the pandemic, death rates are still lower than countries that did lock down. It wouldn't be a good idea to change now. Resisting lockdowns is resisting them even when there is opposition within your own country. If you don't remain standing, you will fall for anything.
Sweden shouldn't take a knee or a bow to pressure from other countries or from opposition within their own because they are neutral. They've been standing against lockdowns for a year now, that's too much effort and work to turn into bullshit and throw away by doing what everybody else is doing based on a little pressure from the opposition that wants you to.
Sweden by Solid Mantis March 1, 2021
Zeus
As far as mythology goes, if Hades could be stopped by humans, so could Zeus. Zeus knew that, and therefore desperately tried to keep them loving him instead of rising against him, the way they did his brother. The story is similar to the ones the scribes wrote in the bible. The scribes wrote this stuff to keep people going to church and giving the church their money, instead of rising against people like the scribes, who fear(ed) the masses.
Zeus has no power he's not given by humans because he is not real. He was written by humans who wanted to stay in power.
Zeus by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021
Warden's daughter
A princess with a face only a mother could love, and a mouth that inspires nothing but resentment in and between others.
If you weren't the warden's daughter, boys wouldn't be going to the yard for no reason. Have you delivered one of your special executions lately Percy?
Warden's daughter by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021
Kurt Cobain
The singer that died because he questioned his girl. Despite his drug use, he had grown too strong, too powerful, and someone that knew him didn't like that about him.
Kurt Cobain by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021