He/she calls herself a playboy bunny. Why would anyone look at his/her picture with a straight face.
by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021
A coach that tells players a fumble can't happen in a game isn't helping helping them look at the game realistically. Fumbles can and do happen in a game. Expecting a player to play perfect instead of human in a game doesn't allow them to improve any, they're already expected to be at one hundred percent during one hundred percent of the time. The reality is people will make mistakes, and those mistakes will cost them.
The point is not whether you fumble, it's what you do after you fumble. Whether you can fumble and keep going, or whether a fumble breaks you down to the point you can go no further after one.
by Solid Mantis December 21, 2020
If you're black and you support Trump, do you ever ask yourself whether he would do the same for you when you get kicked off the plane for not wearing a mask? Do you also ask yourself whether Biden is any better for trying to force you to wear one?
No matter what they tell you, a politician is not on your side. They dont give a fuck about you or your vote, it's a number to them. You're old enough to know this already.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
If you're black and you support Trump, do you ever ask yourself whether he would do the same for you when you get kicked off the plane for not wearing a mask? Do you also ask yourself whether Biden is any better for trying to force you to wear one?
No matter what they tell you, a politician is not on your side. They dont give a fuck about you or your vote, it's a number to them.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
Murtha-If you keep texting me Peter, people are going to think you're a textrovert once I tell them.
Peter-No, no don't tell them! My image is on the line, if they find out I'm really like that they will bully me with extroversion that's no fun if you're a textrovert like me!
Peter-No, no don't tell them! My image is on the line, if they find out I'm really like that they will bully me with extroversion that's no fun if you're a textrovert like me!
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2017
The funny lookin midget was armed with real bullets that did real damage to real bodies, which wasn't really funny or scary, it was just plain dangerous.
by Solid Mantis May 24, 2019
Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.
Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020