Solid Mantis's definitions

Michelangelo

The Ninja Turte that wore the orange face covering and had the numchuks or nunchakas as a weapon, depending on which martial art he was mastering.

1) Michelangelo was a martial artist that painted his enemies red.

2) The Asian bartender was training to be the next Michelangelo, which would be an honor even to Bruce Lee.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

Back and forth

Sounds like the motions a saw with a midget at each end would go through if they were cutting a guy in half with one (and not something related to two people talking about something).

The midgets kept bringing the saw back and forth, but it took hours and hours for them to get to the guy's intestines.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

Bottom Feeder

The way that Deuce Bigalow was saying show me your tits without saying show me your tits to the fish tank girl.

Deuce Bigalow- I'll take the bottom feeder buried in the gravel there, yea, that's the one.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

Plastic girl

1) An inflatable girl.

2) A girl you can see right through.

Girl- So you got a girl?

Guy- Yea, I sure do, she's a plastic girl and she doesn't give me any lip.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

Uptight

Walking around like you got a shepard's cane stuck up your ass.

Cain thought Abel was too uptight.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

Uptight

Someone walking around like they have a shepard's cane up their ass.

Cane thought Abel was too uptight.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

Dork wedge

A wedge of numerous dorks of all shades, a blob of dorks.

The dork wedge was slowly moving up the sidewalk, laughing at that dude like there was something wrong with him for having the audacity to be there on a sidewalk they owned.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021