They make shirts for wife beaters, but none for husband beaters, brother beaters, or sister beaters. Not everyone who wears the shirt wants to beat the shit out of somebody's wife.
Ronny- Andrew's outside in his wife beater, working on his car. The deadbeat piece of shit won't even put on a t shirt.
Chris- I heard he treats his sister worse than his wife and kids.
Chris- I heard he treats his sister worse than his wife and kids.
by Solid Mantis October 02, 2017
He/she saw blue, purple, orange, pink, and green students of color. Their hair was in indescribable colors. Brown, tan, beige, and peach aren't colors.
by Solid Mantis December 04, 2020
People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me. Sometimes I feel so much rougher than other people my age, like they could never have gone through what I went through and make it like I did, or like their thoughts and emotions could never get as deep as mine.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me. Sometimes I feel so much rougher than other people my age, like they could never have gone through what I went through and make it like I did, or like their thoughts and emotions could never get as deep as mine.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
Guy- Here's a building.
Girl- That's not enough, you owe me more than that.
Some females know how privileged they are, others think males owe them something.
Girl- That's not enough, you owe me more than that.
Some females know how privileged they are, others think males owe them something.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
No wonder some groups of people seem a little more desperate to get people to vote this year, they want to perpetuate their illusion of having more rights than they actually do, kind of like a herd. The process of voting, the whole atmosphere of going to the polling stations and voting helps maintain the illusion of a country being more democratic than it really is. The people going out and voting aren't usually the same ones making the decisions about what businesses get shut down, or mask mandates. They're usually the ones being told to wear a mask, or where not to go (until it's time to vote, then they're told to go to the polling station, just like a herd).
by Solid Mantis October 30, 2020
An animal that doesn't take what it doesn't need, humans could learn a lot from wolves, especially the ones buying 10 rolls of toilet paper at a time during the coronavirus.
by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020
The singer that died because he questioned his girl. Despite his drug use, he had grown too strong, too powerful, and someone that knew him didn't like that about him.
by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021