Solid Mantis's definitions

Desperation

Desperation is not the same as being in control of yourself.

The girl wanted to start taking control of other peoples lives despite never really having had control of herself. Most of her life was an attempt to get people to start paying attention to her and stop rejecting her and going about their lives, which was true desperation.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

Protest

You got governors that march protest with protestors as long as they're not protesting something the governor is doing.

The governor doesnt really care about the protestors he's marching with, he cares about getting reelected, which is why you dont see him marching or protesting when people are protesting his agenda and policies. Expecting a business to survive after not being open for over 6 months, or expecting everyone to help support the business during a time where the economy isnt stable and unemployment is high are not realistic expectations.

by Solid Mantis September 29, 2020

Jesus

What if Jesus was a fat guy with curly/bushy and dark hair, but nobody knows it because they always see a skinny guy with fair hair that looks like a Northern European in a stained glass window at a church? What if the church wanted the image that would draw in the most money, instead of the true image, isn't that a possibility?

Nobody was alive back when Jesus was, so he might have been a fat guy with curly/bushy hair that looks nothing like what people usually see at church.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

3rd funniest

The person who's not as funny as the second funniest person, but funnier than everybody else on the charts.

Guy-What are you a comedian?
Other guy- Yea, I was the 3rd funniest guy on the show, have you ever been the 3rd funniest of anything?
Guy- You got a point, I was usually about 17th funniest out of 19 or 22, 3rd is more impressive than it seems.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

Unbearable

A mother who doesn't call you names and is nice to you, doesn't call the cops on you is somehow still overbearing and hard to love.

The girl claims her mother was unbearable to be around despite being treated nice to the point of babying.

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018

Fountain of youth

Worse than a corporate scam since its a human scam. There is no fountain of youth, not everybody has the gift of being an eternal child, some people do and some don't. You could convince people that everybody could be that way, but not everybody is good at being charming or childlike and playful, just like any talent, not everybody has it.

People who tell you there's a fountain of youth must think you can't handle the truth.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Supercillious

The kind of a$$hole who takes everything as a joke. This is the guy the prison system and mental health care facilities don't want lurking around because they tend to turn everybody else into a nutcase and ruin any progress the people who are seriously trying to get better are busy making. Get rid of an a$$hole like this if you know one.

The supercillious man is back and worse than before!

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016