Solid Mantis's definitions

Respect

Something nobody owes anybody.

She didnt respect him and he didnt respect her.

by Solid Mantis July 29, 2020

Senior officer

Someone who, unless they're an imbecile, knows from experience where their taser is and where their gun is.

He wasn't shot by the new guy on his first day of police work, he was shot by a senior officer.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021

Jew egg hunt

Something German kids would do on Easter of the early 40's.

They didn't cancel the Jew egg hunts this year.

by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021

Office

For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things.

What would you do if you had an office?

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

Image

A facade to conceal a person's true nature.

When you get down to it, past the dangerous, mysterious, and charming image of intrigue, the girl was actually a plain mollycoddle who had party trick after party trick, and knew a lot of languages she thought other people wanted to hear, even though they already knew language was always a way to keep things hidden from other people. She always thought the world was underestimating her, even when the world showed her otherwise. She kept not respecting the world, just like the world kept not respecting her, and the cycle never quit, even after her next party trick to convince the world she would change this time, just like she tried to convince the world the last time with a similar party trick.

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020

Poodle in a skirt

A girl that could be a human poodle.

Guy 1- The girl says she's a pit bull in a skirt, but she kind of looks like a poodle to me.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019

Ruler ref

Doesn't know what to say when a measurement turns out to be too close to call.

Ruler ref-Well, I didn't think this would ever happen, but your dicks look the same size. I might not be reading accurately, but they're really close. I didn't think I would ever get readings this close, then again I didn't think I'd ever referee a dick measuring contest, and here I am doing that.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018