Hypocrite

Somebody who lives by double standards. Do as they preach, not as they practice. The kind of person who gets several dwi's in a row, then posts billboards all over town about how nobody should drink and drive.
Welcome to the hypocrite race.
by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018
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Little Malcolm X

That guy with the glasses doesnt have a nerd bone in his body. He's just a tiny, tiny Little Malcolm X. A Malcolm X in the middle.
by Solid Mantis October 08, 2020
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Asshole it forward

Someone takes something from you, you take something from someone else, and you reap it when the next guy you fucked over when he gets over when he returns the favor, since kindness is considered too easy by some.
Life is full of options, sometimes the asshole it forward option is the best option.
by Solid Mantis February 01, 2020
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Hypocrisy

Refusing to acknowledge one's own negative feelings and double standards, instead choosing to poke at or call out other people's.
The guy/girl thought that he/she was not a hypocrite, while everyone else thought he/she was a hypocrite too. Cynicism masked by a smile is still cynicism, not optimism, its hypocrisy just like everybody else's.
by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020
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Sprinter

Someone who moves through life quickly.
The girl would shoot first, then run second, or would cut first, then run second. She always acted tough, and preached a tough walk, but really she was a sprinter by nature and always had been.
by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020
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Virtually fucking

If has the womanizer some people said he was, he must have been virtually fucking all the females, since he hasn't actually had real sex or a real relationship in a long time.

If she is the whore some people have said she was, she must have been virtually fucking all the guys she knew, since she hasn't actually fucked anybody in a long time.
by Solid Mantis May 11, 2020
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Bubbly

Poodle-like, and often desperate to prove they (usually she) are not one of the poodle people.
The girl was bubbly and full of a poodle-like energy. One of her tricks was to advertise merchandise while making it look cute and cuddly.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020
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