The Wal Mart ad telling black guys they are kings limits them to be one kind of black guy, when really there are all kinds of black guys. Some are kings, some are jesters, some are soldiers, some are workers, some are troubadours, some are artists or poets, some are athletes, some are farmers, and the list goes on, just like any other group of people.
The one who made the Wal Mart ad telling back guys they are kings most likely wasn't black (or male). The one who benefits the most from it most likely isn't black (or male).
by Solid Mantis March 26, 2021

Someone who starts claiming to be an asshole to avoid being the same mollycoddle next door or down the street they were growing up, rather than because they really are an asshole.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020

Saying you know something, or someone well isnt the same thing as saying you know everything about everything. Its saying you know something, or someone well, no more, no less.
by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020

Mrs. Clean didnt want anything to traumatize her delicate mind, so she kept lots of hand sanitizer and bleach, and tried to convince her fans she was perfect and wholesome all the time, that she had never done anything wrong in her life, as innocent as an animal.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

A belt worn by an oklahoman would make a hula hoop for people in many states, since it's not misinformation that oklahomans are obese, its true.
Guy/girl from California or Colorado- Just got back from Oklahoma, and brought an Oklahoma hula hoop as a souvenir!
by Solid Mantis May 02, 2020

Someone who portrays themself as a hero, or a villain, or has somebody else portray them as a hero, or villain.
The two girls posed for a photo for the books before running off with all the money, just like the rest. That made them posers, not heroes.
by Solid Mantis January 07, 2021

Someone who doesn't like being alone enough to be in disagreement with lots of people, so they tend to be in agreement with enough people to try and outnumber anybody who disagrees, but still try and look like someone nobody will mess with (a poser), that way the one or the few that really do disagree remain the assholes who actually have consequences coming their way.
The guy/girl that created the term schrodinger's asshole didn't know that he/she was his/her own definition of one. He/she liked to argue a lot, but didn't actually like for everybody to be in argument or opposition to him/her, since that would actually mean ending up alone, while everyone else was together on something. He/she hated being alone too much to ever really be an asshole on his/her own, so he/she created the term schrodinger's asshole to try and get more people in a group of other schrodinger's assholes just like him/her, that way he/she was guaranteed not to be alone.
by Solid Mantis May 08, 2020
