Solid Mantis's definitions

Coronavirus job snatching

When the government tries to shut down any business that resists the government, and tries to force anybody who works there out of a job.

The governments are already coronavirus job snatching in some states as they begin to reopen. That won't help with the high unemployment rate.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2020

Instigator

Someone who tries to get everybody angry at or about all the wrong things in life.

The instigator tried to rally people about a bullshit cause so they wouldn't take time to actually think about any of it.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2020

Full of shit

Someone (male or female) with a good portion of their true muscle between the ears and behind a plastic smile. Someone who's got an uncanny knack for parrot like repetition of other peoples thoughts, ideas, and actions, switching a few things around and labelling it their own gig.

Full of shit guy/girl- I'm not full of shit, you're full of shit. I'm not a horse's ass, you are.
Other guy- Thank you for proving my point for me, I'm really lazy.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020

Government

A corporate entity, like the one that owns the buildings people live in, work in, shop in, dine in, play in, the doctor's offices they go to, and so on.

People ended up giving the government what the government felt like they deserved.

by Solid Mantis January 26, 2021

False ally

An emey. Someone who pretends to be your ally so they can get close enough to kill you.

She wanted you to give her the key and open your heart to her, but Liquid had other plans for the key once she got it from you. She was your false ally.

by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021

Bandwagon celibate

Somebody who becomes celibate because other people are becoming celibate, the same way some people started fucking in high school because other people were fucking, rather than because they had an interest in the other person.

This bandwagon celibate guy holds nothing sacred, if a line forms for something else, he'll be standing in it once he gets bored with being celibate.

by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020

The Family Man

A movie about a guy that gets a glimpse into another life, since the audience is supposed to think he didn't appreciate the one he had.

Don Cheadle was not the natural comedian and lover people thought he was trying to be in The Family Man. They could tell he really wanted Nicholas Cage dead, because he hated Nicholas Cage enough to want him dead, and they could see it in his eyes.

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2021