Solid Mantis's definitions

Blissful

Not based on reality, too good to be true.

Third guy at bar- These two guys at the bar are drunk and unified tonight, by next year they'll be as polarized as anybody.

Bubbly girl with forced smile disguise at the bar- You're making me miserable, stop it.

Third guy at the bar- They're enjoying their night, don't make this blissful night about you.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2019

One sided

Seeing everyone's double standard but your own would be one sided.

The girl thought she knew who was one sided and who wasn't. Really, everyone is a one sided hypocrite, it's just a matter of what degree their hypocrisy goes (how far they keep going with it).

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Image

Something that doesn't have to be the reality of who you are.

The guy invited his brother in law to a pig pickin where he shot him dead and made it look like they had an argument over a garden hose to improve his tough guy image. The garden hose was the surface matter, but since he had already known the argument would take place while his brother in law was there, which made his actions premeditated.

by Solid Mantis March 29, 2021

Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Defense

What you allow to happen will. Your opponent won't pass up an oppurtunity, so usually it's defense faaling asleep instead up waking up and fighting to the end that makes the difference in what will happen. When you let an opponent control your fate, they always will, every time.

Defense waking up can keep even an unlikely thing possible, even if offense has been struggling.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021

Party facade

A party facade is what some guys/girls wear to a party to convert themselves from introverts to extroverts to other people at the party. Usually people wearing a party facade are thought by some to be quirky, feisty, or something similar since its what they consider their alter ego, everything they think is a good quality they try to show others at a party. The qualities considered most likeable would show at parties or public events, and never when no cameras are rolling, or fun parties or gatherings going on.

Yea, you think he/she is fun to take to a party, but have you ever felt like you could really trust him/her with your life at all times? What good will the party facade do you when instead of them needing you to do something else for them, and everything being about them, you actually need something or someone dependable or reliable from someone else?

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020

Jim cantore

The display meant for Jim Cantore most likely didn't come from somebody who was actually from Louisiana, it most likely came from somebody out of state, just like he's from out of state.

One person from out of state telling another to stay out of that state is almost the worst kind of hypocrisy there is, the worst being somebody who's not even from that state telling somebody from that state to stay out. People don't love Jim Cantore, they need to quit lying to him, especially since most of them dont know him personally and never met the guy. Seeing someone on a video on the internet isnt knowing or loving them any more than seeing someone on TV or hearing them on the radio is knowing or loving them. Displaying something on an overhead sign isnt saying what's on your mind to somebody. I never liked or loved a guy I never met, and I'd never pretend to or claim that I did, especially not a guy from a video on the internet or someone from TV or the radio.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020