Definitions by Solid Mantis
Wife beater
They make shirts for wife beaters, but none for husband beaters, brother beaters, or sister beaters. Not everyone who wears the shirt wants to beat the shit out of somebody's wife.
Ronny- Andrew's outside in his wife beater, working on his car. The deadbeat piece of shit won't even put on a t shirt.
Chris- I heard he treats his sister worse than his wife and kids.
Chris- I heard he treats his sister worse than his wife and kids.
Wife beater by Solid Mantis October 2, 2017
Horny bastard
A guy that don't have his own horn to toot, and don't have to toot his own horn. He might toot his boys horn though, if his boy brought a horn to toot over.
Jared was tooting Bobby's trombone yesterday. He's a horny bastard.
DJ Cold Ice doesn't usually play a horn, but the other day he was fuckin with Jerome's trumpet for about 25 minutes.
DJ Cold Ice doesn't usually play a horn, but the other day he was fuckin with Jerome's trumpet for about 25 minutes.
Horny bastard by Solid Mantis September 30, 2017
Mama's bitch
Dan-That female that punched you in the face last night thought she hit you hard, there wasn't even a bruise on you though haha.
Zeke-Yea, she was a mama's bitch, she got it from her mama those fighting skills she brags about to everyone.
Zeke-Yea, she was a mama's bitch, she got it from her mama those fighting skills she brags about to everyone.
Mama's bitch by Solid Mantis September 25, 2017
Wig split
Machete wielding Mexican gang member 1- Let's go in there and fuck him up ey.
Gang member 2-- Yea do it ey.
Gang member 2-Ese no, he doesn't look like a human being any more, stop it ey. His head is in over six pieces now vato.
Gang member 1- You think so ese? He got his wig split ey?
Gang member 2-- Yea do it ey.
Gang member 2-Ese no, he doesn't look like a human being any more, stop it ey. His head is in over six pieces now vato.
Gang member 1- You think so ese? He got his wig split ey?
Wig split by Solid Mantis September 25, 2017
Imaginary brother
1) You might have one, two, or five of them. A few might be in trouble for raping an imaginary virgin or building an imaginary makeshift Meth lab.
2) An imaginary black guy
2) An imaginary black guy
Hal-Your imaginary brother is in trouble.
Seth-The imaginary blood one or the imaginary black one?
Hal- The one you're coming with me to the hospital for, I don't know him that well.
Seth-The imaginary blood one or the imaginary black one?
Hal- The one you're coming with me to the hospital for, I don't know him that well.
Imaginary brother by Solid Mantis September 22, 2017
Neighborhood skank
Girl 1- I'm the biggest skank in the neighborhood, that makes me the neighborhood skank.
Girl 2 pulls out a pistol, shoots Girl 1 in the head and asks who is the neighborhood skank now bitch?
Girl 2 pulls out a pistol, shoots Girl 1 in the head and asks who is the neighborhood skank now bitch?
Neighborhood skank by Solid Mantis September 19, 2017
Unbreakable
The family who made it home alive that night was something out of a movie or a TV show, whooooaaaaaah!!!
Unbreakable by Solid Mantis September 19, 2017