Definitions by Solid Mantis

Foreign violence

An act of violence abroad.

An unknown assailant beat a tourist in Indonesia to death with a selfie stick. He committed an act of foreign violence on a broad.

Foreign violence by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Involuntary mastectomy

A form of breast reduction or removal. Usually performed by an unlicensed surgeon using a machete in a dark room with no anaesthesia.

You can watch how to perform an involuntary mastectomy on your girl if you pick up Tears of the sun.

Involuntary mastectomy by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

MGM

Male genital mutilation. Not as frequent since the Middle Ages, male genital mutilation is self explanatory, mutilation of the male genitals. John Bobbitt is one of few Americans who underwent MGM in recent history, if there are any other Americans who underwent MGM.

MGM is not something that happens much since the Middle Ages and medieval torture devices.

MGM by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

MGM

Hooking a battery up to a guys genitals could be considered MGM. Hugo Spadafora underwent MGM before being slowly beheaded. MGM remains popular in many countries outside the Western World as a way of making people tell them what you know.

I guess MGM is okay with females, unlike females men are assholes so they deserve to get their genitals mutilated.

MGM by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

MGM

Male genital mutilation. A women's libber's dream come true.

That guy shouldn't have been born an asshole, MGM is what he gets! Yea!

MGM by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Ruler ref 

The guy who tells both contestants how small their dicks are in comparison to the portion of the male population who doesn't participate in the dick measuring contest, but not until after the contest is over and measurements have been recounted to the micrometer.

Guy 1-The ruler ref doesn't know who won, he says we both have a small dick in comparison to most males. That's not gonna stop me from finding out who won by the next recount.
Guy 2- You know me, I'm gonna do this anyway I gotta know.
Guy 1- I gotta know myself.

Ruler ref by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Ruler ref 

Doesn't know what to say when a measurement turns out to be too close to call.

Ruler ref-Well, I didn't think this would ever happen, but your dicks look the same size. I might not be reading accurately, but they're really close. I didn't think I would ever get readings this close, then again I didn't think I'd ever referee a dick measuring contest, and here I am doing that.

Ruler ref by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018