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Turkey

Turkey is good shit and it lasts a while.
The girl tried to tell everyone to stop treating turkey like the star of Thanksgiving since it was the weakest link. On her own table, she was free to treat turkey any way she wanted, just like everyone else was. Once she started preaching about other people's tables and other people's turkeys and what they should do with them like she owned their tables and turkeys, she was looking for trouble with everyone.
by Solid Mantis November 27, 2020
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Bubonic plague

Something the WHO/scientists/CDC/government doesn't want anybody to freak out about until everybody is freaking out about it, which sounds familiar enough.
Theres nothing in the shipping container, it might just be a little Bubonic plague, dont worry about it. It's not dangerous.
by Solid Mantis July 6, 2020
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Frontstabber

Someone who's up front about putting their knife between your ribs.
He/she was a frontstabber, so having your back turned wasn't the only time to be aware of what he/she was doing.
by Solid Mantis August 6, 2019
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Candy cane shank

You will get gangrene if you get stuck in the neck with one.
CO- Check under his rack, somebody gave me information that he had a candy cane shank in his cell.
by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019
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Chi

1) Chicago Historical Inventory
2) Chinese Horoscope Instructions

3) Crack Head Idiot
4) Chode Hiding Instinct
5) Celebration Handling Idiosyncricies
6) Celestial Happiness Intuition
7) Cargo Handling Information
8) Cocky Hick Icon
9) Carolina Hurricane Intel
10) Crayola Hue Inventors
11) Congenital Homosapien Illness
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016
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Roy cooper

A guy that is a Democrat on the surface, but could pass for a young George Bush, which tells you that political party doesn't mean a whole lot.
Democrat and Republican is two sides of the same corporate coin, gambling with everybody's life/soul. Roy Cooper is no different than any other politician.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020
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Selfish

The worst kind of selfish, true selfishness, is the one that pretends to put someone else before themselves. The one who pretends someone else is number one.
She was the worst kind of selfish, she didn't just eat the last piece of bread, or save the last piece of cake for herself, numero uno, but she also pretended that everything she did in life was done for someone else, that someone else was number one (she was as uber competitive as she was not to become number one, she claimed, but to do it for other people, to make everyone else number one despite her being the one to actually benefit from it). She was the kind of coward that would never tell anybody who ate the last piece of bread or cake, they would fight amongst each other and still never find out who ate it (unless fear of embarrassment or a tarnished image kept her from eating the last piece of cake that she would have otherwise went for).
by Solid Mantis February 11, 2021
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