Definitions by Solid Mantis

Chimpanzee hairline 

When a guys hairline is just above his eyebrows. Also called a onehead or a two-year, depending on how close the hairline comes to touching the eyebrows. Usually a guy with a chimp hairline has round or circular ears that stick out straight from the side of his head.

That Justin kid has a chimpanzee hairline. I don't even think he has half a forehead.

Chimpanzee hairline by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Nipple 

A body part you've never seen a female go to jail for showing, and if you did it would likely be on an episode of cops, or for show if it was real life.

There's a reason females in America don't show their nipples like a lot of females near the equator do, it has more to do with how people are conditioned socially than a reality where females will start getting locked up for it. Males aren't usually showing any nipples unless its hot outside or they're at the beach. There are many places in public a male is likely to be asked to leave if he has no shirt on at the least, if he doesn't end up in jail. A female would be unlikely to go to jail for breastfeeding in a park, though there would likely be social stigma to go with it, which is what really deters most females from choosing the park as a breastfeeding spot, its thought of as a strange place to breastfeed. Though the same applies to shirtless males in most parks. Where's the double standard females are complaining about?

Nipple by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Pancake tits 

What the tits of a defensive female look like.

Asshole chef-Well, since she's defensive about everything, I'm gonna let her thin skin heal and get back to the kitchen where I will actually get something done. Did you get a look at the pancake tits on her?
Chef's friend-Yea, they were funny looking pancake tits, hahahahaha.

Pancake tits by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Game changer 

A guy who plays 22 different video games in a weekend in his mothers basement is changing games a lot.

That fatass is a real game changer, he's been playing video games for 9 days in a row now.

Game changer by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Basement feeder 

A subterranean species.

Kevin is a couch potato, a coward, and a basement feeder.

Basement feeder by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Lowlife 

Lowlives usually live together at the bottom of the hill.

There's a lowlife cutting up the alleyway about to enter a city street crowded with civilians. You got eyes on him?

Lowlife by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Plastic 

Something people call people online they wouldn't call in real life.

Plastic is another word you just don't hear in real life since all the people saying it are saying it online. They're certainly not calling any people plastic in real life.

Plastic by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018