Black superman

The announcers always pick the least interesting kind of guy when they try to compare an athlete to a superhero, the most dull kind of guy. What about Black batman, the Black hulk, Black spiderman, and guys like that? Why don't you ever hear about them?

Some of these athletes don't have such a limited imagination, where they have to be one kind of guy, like Black superman. They might have their own kind of guy in mind, yet all you hear is the announcer telling them they have to be Black superman, there is no other option.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021

Texaho

Texting a hoe.

I'm fi'ina texaho.

by Solid Mantis August 08, 2016

Jester

An appearance.

The humorless bully went to trial under the guise of a court jester.

by Solid Mantis February 06, 2018

Systematic magical bullshit

A three word term a mountain lion can't read, though a human being can.

A bullshit women's liberator calls what some guy does systematic magical bullshit because she's fearful of anything she does not know or can't explain with science, and always was fearful of such things and people.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

Cheesy

Another way of saying stupid bullshit that makes it sound nicer.

Pizza delivery boy- I got your cheesy rom com to go with your cheesy pizza, and I got it here in under 7 and a half minutes so that my boss won't default on his guarantee, lose a customer and fire my ass.
Customer- Thanks, it's been a cheesy night thanks to you.
Pizza delivery guy- I gotta go, I got a second job to go to, gotta take some ppl ictures of Spider Man now.
Customer- You guys do too much.

by Solid Mantis February 21, 2021

Sour

Something that isn't sweet, salty/spicy, or bitter.

He wasn't the type of pussy that was going to drink the milk once it went from sweet to sour, so don't underestimate him.

by Solid Mantis March 09, 2021

Wardlordess

A female warlord.

The wardlordess was the kind of girl that made being a warlord look cute and cuddly.

by Solid Mantis January 03, 2021