Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Solid Mantis

Nipple

A body part you've never seen a female go to jail for showing, and if you did it would likely be on an episode of cops, or for show if it was real life.

There's a reason females in America don't show their nipples like a lot of females near the equator do, it has more to do with how people are conditioned socially than a reality where females will start getting locked up for it. Males aren't usually showing any nipples unless its hot outside or they're at the beach. There are many places in public a male is likely to be asked to leave if he has no shirt on at the least, if he doesn't end up in jail. A female would be unlikely to go to jail for breastfeeding in a park, though there would likely be social stigma to go with it, which is what really deters most females from choosing the park as a breastfeeding spot, its thought of as a strange place to breastfeed. Though the same applies to shirtless males in most parks. Where's the double standard females are complaining about?

Nipple by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

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Nipple

The beach is one of the few places there would be any actual double standard that works in a males favor, since males do tend to walk around with no shirts on at the beach, and females don't. It would also be one of the few double standards that does not work in a female's favor in life. Though if every female that went to the beach really wanted to walk around topless did so, there would be a lot of females to arrest hypothetically, since you don't often see any females arrested for walking around topless, or for exposure. The real question is would females want guys staring at their tits all day, which would be inevitable, and is the social conditioning that females go by when keeping their tops on. Nobody is staring at a male's nipples at the beach.

Females have to look and try hard to find a double standard that doesn't work in their favor, males know they're working hard on it since its males who are fucked over the most in life. Males aren't going around everywhere showing a nipple or two though, the beach or the water, a lake are some of the few spots males aren't going to get locked up or kicked out for having no shirt on.

Nipple by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

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Chimpanzee hairline

When a guys hairline is just above his eyebrows. Also called a onehead or a two-year, depending on how close the hairline comes to touching the eyebrows. Usually a guy with a chimp hairline has round or circular ears that stick out straight from the side of his head.

That Justin kid has a chimpanzee hairline. I don't even think he has half a forehead.

Chimpanzee hairline by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

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Pancake tits

What the tits of a defensive female look like.

Asshole chef-Well, since she's defensive about everything, I'm gonna let her thin skin heal and get back to the kitchen where I will actually get something done. Did you get a look at the pancake tits on her?
Chef's friend-Yea, they were funny looking pancake tits, hahahahaha.

Pancake tits by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018