Definitions by Solid Mantis
Know it all
A walking dictionary. Somebody who either has to have 2 or more definitions per word for every one definition you type, or has to have a comeback example of the word, or another way it is used.
True Know it all- Peace is also an interjection Bart, you didn't know that because it wasn't on your list of uses of the word peace, and you were dead serious when you said it.
Bart-You're being kind of hard on me don't you think? I made a list of everything but interjection for peace, and it wasn't good enough for you know it all.
Bart-You're being kind of hard on me don't you think? I made a list of everything but interjection for peace, and it wasn't good enough for you know it all.
Know it all by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018
Marionette brawling
Puppet in the blue corner-Would you pull the string that goes to my right hand? I'd like to get this guy back for what he just did, you told me you were in my corner puppet master!
Puppet master-This is marionette brawling you're on your own.
Puppet-Hes got somebody pulling his strings, I shouldn't be on my own either.
Puppet master-This is marionette brawling you're on your own.
Puppet-Hes got somebody pulling his strings, I shouldn't be on my own either.
Marionette brawling by Solid Mantis September 1, 2018
Mark zuckerberg
Though its critical of the guy to think, he's a guy that made a lot of money by telling you where to put pictures, where to type comments, and where to put information about your life. At least you get to decide what you like, even if disliking something is not an option.
Mark zuckerberg by Solid Mantis September 1, 2018
The emperor's new clothes
It wasn't called the emperor's new clothes for nothing. If anybody cared about Luke's bummy ass old clothes, people would read about them, but they want to know about the emperor's new clothes.
Girl 1-Did you see the emperor's new clothes yesterday? Bahahahaha
Girl 2-I know he looked so silly.
Girl 2-I know he looked so silly.
The emperor's new clothes by Solid Mantis September 1, 2018
Mental midget
Mental midget by Solid Mantis August 31, 2018
Spare the rod
To treat your kid like they're better than you rather than equal to or less than. To refrain from whooping a kids ass, even a deserved ass whooping.
Lindsay's mother and father spared her the rod because they thought she was special and didn't want to ruin her. They gave her everything she could think to want and turned her into a mollycoddle, but its not her fault. Blame her parents, they said spare the rod.
Spare the rod by Solid Mantis August 29, 2018
Alaskan wildlife fucker
Alaskan wildlife fucker by Solid Mantis August 28, 2018