Definitions by Solid Mantis

Marionette brawling 

When one puppet disrespects another, there could be some marionette brawling.

Puppet in the blue corner-Would you pull the string that goes to my right hand? I'd like to get this guy back for what he just did, you told me you were in my corner puppet master!

Puppet master-This is marionette brawling you're on your own.
Puppet-Hes got somebody pulling his strings, I shouldn't be on my own either.

Marionette brawling by Solid Mantis September 1, 2018

Mark zuckerberg 

Though its critical of the guy to think, he's a guy that made a lot of money by telling you where to put pictures, where to type comments, and where to put information about your life. At least you get to decide what you like, even if disliking something is not an option.

Mark Zuckerberg likes your Facebook status.

Mark zuckerberg by Solid Mantis September 1, 2018

The emperor's new clothes

It wasn't called the emperor's new clothes for nothing. If anybody cared about Luke's bummy ass old clothes, people would read about them, but they want to know about the emperor's new clothes.

Girl 1-Did you see the emperor's new clothes yesterday? Bahahahaha
Girl 2-I know he looked so silly.

The emperor's new clothes by Solid Mantis September 1, 2018

Mental midget 

A guy with an ego under 4'8".

A mental midget is not above making your life miserable.

Mental midget by Solid Mantis August 31, 2018

Spare the rod

To treat your kid like they're better than you rather than equal to or less than. To refrain from whooping a kids ass, even a deserved ass whooping.

Lindsay's mother and father spared her the rod because they thought she was special and didn't want to ruin her. They gave her everything she could think to want and turned her into a mollycoddle, but its not her fault. Blame her parents, they said spare the rod.

Spare the rod by Solid Mantis August 29, 2018

Alaskan wildlife fucker 

A guy who will fuck just about anything but a polar bear, or die trying.

Pete liked anything exotic, wildlife, anything different, so he became an Alaskan wildlife fucker.

Alaskan wildlife fucker by Solid Mantis August 28, 2018

Sewage treatment

When somebody treats you like you're a piece of shit.

You think you don't go up the big ass corkscrew with the other pieces of shit at the sewage treatment plant? You think you're a special piece of shit?

Sewage treatment by Solid Mantis August 28, 2018