Solid Mantis's definitions
by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020
Get the Monster alertmug. Someone who thinks of himself/herself as David, and the other guy as Goliath in any argument or incident, thinks the other guy is always the argumentative one. Someone who will create drama out of what doesn't matter in life, and where there was no drama.
The instigator carried a couple stones for her slingshot at the beach in case the seagulls thought she was bluffing.
by Solid Mantis November 30, 2019
Get the Instigatormug. The guy wanted to look for trouble by calling anyone who had ever tried drugs (especially drugs other than weed) in their life a druggie. He liked that sort of thing, he thought it was hilarious, no matter the consequences for everyone involved. He thought that because he was an arrogant son of a bitch who thought he was better than simple folks like that.
by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020
Get the Druggiemug. Someone who tries to gain relevance and support on YouTube by talking about (and pretending to care about) other people's problems, since people would know they were full of shit if they actually started to share some of their own life experience.
The memoirs of the mouth of the south would be full of exaggeration, half-truths, and full bullshit, so rather than tone her bullshit down, she decided to get on YouTube and pretend to be concerned about problems in other people's lives, since that would make her look less narcissistic and self-centered.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020
Get the Mouth of the southmug. The type of person who does not know they spent part of their paycheck on something that was mass produced and sold with a fancy name to get them to spend part of their paycheck on pills. Like a hippie, but dumber and more prone to drug addiction.
Observant Asshole-That E-tard asshole won't even be able to finish a syllable soon if he keeps on at the rate he's going.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2018
Get the E-tardmug. Propcapitation is what happens when you stand too close to the propellors kids, okay who wants to learn about liferafts since we're learning about safety today!
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
Get the Propcapitationmug. Masks are already mandatory, and enforced by plenty of store owners, so a vote to enforce what's already enforced is pointless. The majority of people are already wearing masks, the majority of people seem to want other people to wear masks, and it still doesn't change anything for the few that aren't wearing them. There is no new normal for the few not controlled by the entity that calls itself a government.
Elected officials want to vote, then vote again more ways to fuck with people lives, but the ones they're trying have either already been tried, done, or are being tried and done now, and they don't work on everybody. Wearing masks is a decision each person makes for themselves.
by Solid Mantis July 28, 2020
Get the Masksmug.