Definitions by Solid Mantis
Helen of troy
Guy 1-Where are we going today?
Guy 2-We're collectively going where one girl wants us to, ask Helen of troy if you can get to her. They fucked with the wrong girl, she's a badass now dude.
Guy 2-We're collectively going where one girl wants us to, ask Helen of troy if you can get to her. They fucked with the wrong girl, she's a badass now dude.
Helen of troy by Solid Mantis February 2, 2019
Bruce wayne
As badass a name as Bruce Lee for a kid, Bruce Wayne was a guy who could destroy a dojo, building, alleyway, or city full of motherfuckers. Bruce Wayne was a legend, ninja, billionaire playboy and firefighters all in one. He had state of the art gadgets, explosive powders, money, cars, and a suit that could stop about anything but point blank shots. He came closer to flying than Bruce Lee did.
Bruce Wayne was a one man army funded by himself. If he was real, he's be whooping ha rules ass worse than tupac would if he was alive.
Bruce wayne by Solid Mantis January 20, 2019
Truman
A guy who gets painfully shy and western minded around females. One who doesn't want the world to know his secrets, like being a womanizer, getting his period at 21, and not having a mustache at 12. A puppet who doesn't know he's a puppet, says and does anything you tell him to.
That guy Truman must wear those coke bottle glasses whether plowing his field or fucking, no wonder he's got no kids at 50, they're good birth control. He wrote the article on the condo project because some girl who was not a sensitive or sentimental girl told him to.
Truman by Solid Mantis January 8, 2019
caribbean pufferfish
1) The source of tetra, a paralyzing agent (according to Law Abiding Citizen).
2) A short, spiky haircut for rich manly girls.
2) A short, spiky haircut for rich manly girls.
Guy-What happened to your head? Did you skin a caribbean pufferfish and put it on top of your head?
Girl-Um No, this is my real haircut, oh my god.
Guy-It goes well with the rat pelts you're wearing to stay warm this winter.
Girl-Oh my gaaaad, you're such a critic, I can see why you're single.
Girl-Um No, this is my real haircut, oh my god.
Guy-It goes well with the rat pelts you're wearing to stay warm this winter.
Girl-Oh my gaaaad, you're such a critic, I can see why you're single.
caribbean pufferfish by Solid Mantis December 28, 2018
WNFL
News story-Drea Carrupth, an offensive linegirl for the WNFL Dallas Cowpunchers, was convicted of the first degree murder of her husband and child. They were gunned down in their home 10 years ago. 100 men have also come forward about being raped by a 315 female in a helmet/covered facemask, pads, and built like a refrigerator.
WNFL by Solid Mantis December 28, 2018
pirate chick
Captain to passengers-Armed female pirates will be boarding the ship. Remember, you know the ship better than they do, if they find me.
Pirate chick leader entering bridge- Look at me! Look at me! I'm the captain of the ship now.
Captain- Fuck! There they are!
Pirate chick leader entering bridge- Look at me! Look at me! I'm the captain of the ship now.
Captain- Fuck! There they are!
pirate chick by Solid Mantis December 13, 2018