Definitions by Solid Mantis
Troll
Named after your little sisters dolls, a troll is anybody who's not on the same side as most people in a group, plain and simple.
Your little sister is trying to turn you into a joke again by calling you a troll. She doesn't want to be lonely, so she's gonna get every living organism in a 50 mile radius to side with her, that way she won't ever have to stand on her own two feet without support from hundreds of other people to help her try and drag somebody else's life down.
Troll by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019
Rapists anonymous
Girl-He raped me, the guy sitting across from me.
Rapist 1-I've been coming to groups, I haven't raped anybody in 2 years.
Rapist 2-2 years? You sick son of a bitch, I've been coming to groups for 10 years now and I've been able to keep my pants on for as long as I've been coming to groups.
Rapist 3-I just took a 12 year old girls virginity the other night, I don't know if I should talk about it since you guys are doing better than me.
Rapist 1 and 2-No we don't judge in Rapists Anonymous.
Rapist 1-I've been coming to groups, I haven't raped anybody in 2 years.
Rapist 2-2 years? You sick son of a bitch, I've been coming to groups for 10 years now and I've been able to keep my pants on for as long as I've been coming to groups.
Rapist 3-I just took a 12 year old girls virginity the other night, I don't know if I should talk about it since you guys are doing better than me.
Rapist 1 and 2-No we don't judge in Rapists Anonymous.
Rapists anonymous by Solid Mantis June 3, 2019
Boarding house
The boy lived in a boarding house for several years. Get your little brother to fuck him up for you, that will set him straight!
Boarding house by Solid Mantis June 3, 2019
Unobtainium
A substance that can be melted down into liquid and used as a fuel, weaponized, or used for more than any resource on earth. Many people would have a financial interest in it if it could be found, since having it would be a lot like having control of gold, oil, and nuclear weapons all in one substance.
Once humans found the unobtainium on Pandora, people living in Pandora neighborhoods started selling their houses cheap. Blue people called humans speciesist/human racist in the later additions/sequels to avatar when a planet wide war broke out at the same time as a planet wide famine, plaque, and natural disasters on Pandora. Humans started asking other humans for donations to support their organizations for saving Pandorian food, children, elderly persecuted, and animal life. There was also cheap Pandorian real estate available for humans who wanted to own property in another planet.
Unobtainium by Solid Mantis May 30, 2019
Gigolobot
Gigolobot by Solid Mantis May 26, 2019
Whiner
The girl in the movie spent the entire movie trying to be an unpleasant character, though she really sounded like a whiner to the audience.
Whiner by Solid Mantis May 26, 2019
Watchdog
A guy/girl posted up in a watchtower, telling other people how to live life, how to do things, what politicians/cops/government officials/agencies are on their side, what to buy when they go to the store, and so on.
There's not a whole lot you get done without a watchdog having an answer for a better way/expectation of a better job for doing it.
Watchdog by Solid Mantis May 26, 2019