Solid Mantis's definitions

Mastermind

A guy who would do anything for you but fall in line for you is not a puppet to a mastermind.

The mastermind went and looked for another puppet when she found out the guy wasn't a puppet.

by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020

Positive feedback

Sucking each others dicks and saying nothing but nice things about each other.

You're just so huge, I I will pay 10 dollars too many for that even though I know it's a stupid thing to do why because I am so attracted to you, that's why.

Fuck positive feedback.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021

Desperation

Someone who's still sending shit in the mail years after the person they're sending it to hasn't accepted one thing they've gotten. That's not optimism, its not blind optimism, its desperation to fuck with somebody's life.

The girl needed to take her desperation somewhere else with her.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020

Poser

You hear all the time about white guys who wear Fubu and act like they are from Compton. You never hear a song about a white guy who dresses like one of the tribe in Sierra Leobe and talks the way Leo DiCaprio talks at times in Blood Diamond.

Poser- What's up my brew? Let me get a cigarette about of dem pack in your pocket mon.
Other white guy- What the fuck is wrong with this poser?
Third white guy- I don't...
Poser- My name is dead body mon, don't call me poser mon.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

Lad

Lad is a word the Irish use for a young boy or guy. Bloke is usually the word you think of for a British guy, although words have been spread like herpes to where it's hard to tell who says what nowadays.

He's a rotten lad.

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017

Widowmaker

A penis larger than 10 inches.

Once Travis gave Denise the widowmaker, her husband was a dead man, he just didn't know he was dead yet.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2016

Girly boy

A male who hates males.

The girly boy thought of most males as testosterone fueled assholes and idiots, so he liked to be around females and transvestites since they were as smart as and spiritually in tune with his taste and style as he was.

by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018