Definitions by Solid Mantis

Joke 

What people think you are if you're not laughing at their attempt at a joke.

Guy 1-I just told the joke, laugh at it you uptight bastard.
Guy 2-I heard your joke, I got your joke, I didn't laugh at it based on life experience with you, I don't trust you so I don't think you're a funny guy even if others do. Not even if everybody seems to. I think you're a fuckin hypocrite just like me, and disagree with most of what you say, I have no good reason to laugh when you tell a joke at this time.
Guy 1-You're a joke, nobody likes you, booooooo, waaaaaahh waaaaaahhhh mommy he didn't laugh at my jokes the mean bastard. I'm gonna turn everybody you know against you for life now over nothing, my joke wasn't shit it was you and people like you that suck.

Joke by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019

Troll

Named after your little sisters dolls, a troll is anybody who's not on the same side as most people in a group, plain and simple.

Your little sister is trying to turn you into a joke again by calling you a troll. She doesn't want to be lonely, so she's gonna get every living organism in a 50 mile radius to side with her, that way she won't ever have to stand on her own two feet without support from hundreds of other people to help her try and drag somebody else's life down.

Troll by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019

Rapists anonymous 

A group rapists go to quit being rapists.

Girl-He raped me, the guy sitting across from me.
Rapist 1-I've been coming to groups, I haven't raped anybody in 2 years.
Rapist 2-2 years? You sick son of a bitch, I've been coming to groups for 10 years now and I've been able to keep my pants on for as long as I've been coming to groups.
Rapist 3-I just took a 12 year old girls virginity the other night, I don't know if I should talk about it since you guys are doing better than me.
Rapist 1 and 2-No we don't judge in Rapists Anonymous.

Rapists anonymous by Solid Mantis June 3, 2019

Boarding house 

A house a failure at life lives in.

The boy lived in a boarding house for several years. Get your little brother to fuck him up for you, that will set him straight!

Boarding house by Solid Mantis June 3, 2019

Unobtainium 

A substance that can be melted down into liquid and used as a fuel, weaponized, or used for more than any resource on earth. Many people would have a financial interest in it if it could be found, since having it would be a lot like having control of gold, oil, and nuclear weapons all in one substance.

Once humans found the unobtainium on Pandora, people living in Pandora neighborhoods started selling their houses cheap. Blue people called humans speciesist/human racist in the later additions/sequels to avatar when a planet wide war broke out at the same time as a planet wide famine, plaque, and natural disasters on Pandora. Humans started asking other humans for donations to support their organizations for saving Pandorian food, children, elderly persecuted, and animal life. There was also cheap Pandorian real estate available for humans who wanted to own property in another planet.

Unobtainium by Solid Mantis May 30, 2019

Gigolobot 

A robot gigolo.

Giglolo Joe from AI was a late model gigolobot.

Gigolobot by Solid Mantis May 26, 2019

Whiner 

What a character from a movie who tries to be as unpleasant as possible comes off as.

The girl in the movie spent the entire movie trying to be an unpleasant character, though she really sounded like a whiner to the audience.

Whiner by Solid Mantis May 26, 2019