Solid Mantis's definitions

Badass bush

A hairy pussy you gotta have hedgeclippers to fuck.

I had to bring machete when I bang you mama and her badass bush last night.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2019

Reality/game show moron

Someone who cant watch a movie without thinking people in real life are like the characters in a movie they watched, whether it be Step Brothers or Titanic.

The reality/game show moron never distinguished between life and movies/TV, which is why he/she was always trying to get on TV around like minded people.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020

Penguin shit

The coolest kind of shit.

You're as cool as penguin shit dude!

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Chicken shit

Somebody who would kill symbolically to prove the point that they're not a chicken shit is a chicken shit.

The girl behind the bombing was trying to show the asshole she could hurt someone with disabilities, especially over being called out for being a chicken shit.

by Solid Mantis September 16, 2019

New normal

Sound a lot like a new order, except with different wording.

Nobody was accepting the new order, so the same people tried to take over with a new normal.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021

Instigator

What someone claiming to be a shark usually is.

You're not a shark, you're a fuckin instigator!

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2019

Gun

A gun is not a reason for a mall full of people to evacuate it.

The folks just outside the city let some guy with a gun take their mall without a fight.

by Solid Mantis December 24, 2020